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Несмотря на напряженность в браке, Джон Ф. Кеннеди-младший и его жена Кэролин в 1999 году садятся на самолет вместе с сестрой Кэролин, Лорен. Семь лет назад Кэролин была амбициозной продавщицей в Calvin Klein, в то время как Джон переживал из-за того, что во второй раз провалил экзамен на адвоката в Нью-Йорке и разочаровал свою мать Джеки и сестру Кэролайн своей бурной личной жизнью. Кэролин одевает Аннет Бенинг на премьеру фильма «Багси», завоевывая расположение Кэлвина. На благотворительном вечере Кэлвин знакомит Джона и Кэролин. Джон навещает Кэролин на ее работе, просит ее снять мерки для нового костюма и приглашает ее на ужин. Хотя Джон опаздывает на полчаса, они находят общий язык, обсуждая свои жизни, и целуются. Девушка Джона, Дэрил Ханна, с которой у него то отношения есть, то нет, возвращается в Нью-Йорк, несмотря на неприязнь Джеки. Кэролин выбирает фотографию Кейт Мосс для предстоящей рекламной кампании и видит заголовок, объявляющий о том, что Джон и Дэрил снова вместе.
- 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,684 {\an8}- Carolyn! - Carolyn!
- 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:20,811 Hey.
- 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:23,607 - Carolyn, over here! - Come on, Carolyn!
- 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:46,964 I need a different color. Sorry, I just…
- 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,009 This isn't gonna work for where I'm going. They'll, um--
- 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,636 Do you want a different shade or--
- 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:54,720 No.
- 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,767 Let's go with something safe. Um…
- 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,692 A neutral… A shade of nude. Sorry.
- 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,345 Your sister-in-law is downstairs.
- 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,891 Tell her I'll be down in a minute. I just need to change.
- 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,227 Thanks, Rosemarie.
- 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:14,216 Carolyn! Carolyn!
- 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,344 I don't want her holding this weekend over me
- 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,054 like she does every other family function.
- 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:02,723 She's trying, John.
- 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,100 This is her trying.
- 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,351 Just give her some grace.
- 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,978 I just… It's a wedding, for Christ's sake.
- 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:12,441 She acts as if I'm asking her to attend the Democratic National Convention.
- 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:13,819 Did you stay at the hotel again?
- 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,824 It's not like she's begging me to come home.
- 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,558 What happened? Supposed to leave an hour ago.
- 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:49,019 It's a summer Friday. The tunnel was a parking lot. Hi.
- 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,231 You haven't been on time a day in your life, but when it inconveniences you--
- 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,775 I'm just saying we're gonna miss the welcome drinks.
- 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,318 My family's gonna throw a hissy fit.
- 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,154 They're gonna find a reason to throw one no matter what.
- 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:00,239 - Guys, I'm not doing this with you. - So if you wanna go there--
- 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,160 Okay, we both agreed to give each other the benefit of the doubt.
- 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,749 - Where's Jay? - He couldn't make it.
- 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,419 - Who's Jay? - The instructor.
- 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,880 And where are his crutches?
- 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:19,467 He complains about his recovery time, and yet he doesn't bring them--
- 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:20,635 Pick your battles.
- 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,821 I'm sorry.
- 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,617 I'm just anxious.
- 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,870 I love you.
- 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:50,791 I appreciate you being here.
- 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,140 I love you too.
- 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,393 Good.
- 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,321 Let's go.
- 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:10,287 Essex ground 9253 November, ready to taxi with Mike northeast bound.
- 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:14,373 <i>9253 November, target is clear for takeoff, runway 22.</i>
- 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:18,503 Runway 22, cleared for takeoff. Saratoga 9253 November.
- 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,045 <i>♪ Just what is it that you want to do ♪</i>
- 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:29,049 <i>♪ I'm gonna get deep down Deep down I said ♪</i>
- 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,553 <i>♪ I'm gonna get deep down Deep down ♪</i>
- 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,680 <i>♪ Whoo, hey ♪</i>
- 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,558 <i>♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪</i>
- 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,855 <i>♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪</i>
- 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,951 <i>♪ We wanna be free To do what we wanna do ♪</i>
- 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,042 A pack, please.
- 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,211 <i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>
- 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,757 Avert your eyes.
- 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,009 How was that nightcap?
- 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:15,221 I ended up at the Tunnel rolling around in the ball pit with Mickey Rourke.
- 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,766 - Like hooking up? - I don't know. I don't remember.
- 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,853 But the sun was coming up when I left, so now I'm just bracing for impact.
- 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:23,980 You go home with that guy?
- 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,440 What guy?
- 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:29,443 The hot, tan one you were talking to with the forearms and the bad jeans?
- 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,612 I thought I saw you guys leave together?
- 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,363 I just went home. I was so tired.
- 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:37,452 Ugh. You're so fucking cagey sometimes. Here I am pouring my heart out.
- 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,371 What do you want me to tell you?
- 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,040 That you fucked him.
- 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,585 And that I'm not alone on my path to self-destruction.
- 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,420 Hold it, please.
- 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,758 By the way, I wore your Egyptian Musk last night,
- 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,135 and I'm not kidding, three different guys, like, inhaled me.
- 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,845 One of them said I smelled like a Laundromat,
- 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,680 which, like, weird, but I'll take it.
- 00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,808 Shh.
- 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,770 <i>♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪</i>
- 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,359 <i>♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪</i>
- 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,652 Grace, he could hear you.
- 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,321 I thought the rule about not talking in the elevator was more of a myth.
- 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,908 - Like his sexuality. - Shh. Shh.
- 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,494 He has cameras everywhere.
- 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,330 Give me a raise, motherfucker.
- 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,549 <i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>
- 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,807 Please tell me you didn't leave him a voicemail.
- 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:42,809 I didn't.
- 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,393 I left two.
- 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,521 Fuck. Grace.
- 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,732 Why would he bother pursuing you if he knows he doesn't have to?
- 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:53,695 I've tried playing hard to get, and apparently I play it too well.
- 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,697 Come here.
- 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,116 Come here.
- 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,579 Look at me.
- 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,831 You're beautiful.
- 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,332 Okay?
- 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,126 Hey.
- 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,881 Exploit his insecurities.
- 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:15,966 I read that somewhere.
- 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,510 - Until when? - Until you're bored of him,
- 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,220 or he's too old to leave you.
- 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,973 Can we save the powwow for after work, please?
- 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,893 We need those looks that we pulled for Demi pressed, bagged, and labeled,
- 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,978 and her PR rep is gonna be here in, like, an hour.
- 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,646 Let's go. Chop chop.
- 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:30,814 Thank you.
- 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,610 And don't forget that we have that fitting with Annette at 11:00.
- 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,200 Prime example. Tanya tries too hard to be authoritative.
- 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,661 Therefore, I have no respect for her authority.
- 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:48,791 I feel like her prisoner in this showroom,
- 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,169 as much as I love helping Diane Sawyer accessorize.
- 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,463 Just tell Calvin you want to move to PR. He loves you.
- 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,547 Oh, yeah.
- 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,342 Company's hemorrhaging money, and he just got out of rehab.
- 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,510 Now's the time to make it all about me.
- 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,929 I haven't even been here a year.
- 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:05,433 Well, you used to be folding his sweaters at the mall, and now look where you are.
- 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,727 I miss the mall.
- 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:24,410 <i>♪ Baby Life's what you make it ♪</i>
- 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,374 <i>♪ Can't escape it ♪</i>
- 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,095 <i>♪ Baby ♪</i>
- 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,473 <i>♪ Yesterday's favorite ♪</i>
- 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:50,270 <i>♪ Don't you hate it</i>… ♪
- 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,192 Yo, this look like a library? Fifty cents, man.
- 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,615 Yo, you get what you needed?
- 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,873 <i>John Kennedy Jr. has flunked his bar exam for a second time</i>.
- 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,793 <i>His courthouse days may be numbered for John F. Kennedy Jr</i>.
- 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,296 <i>John F. Kennedy Jr.'s flunked the New York State bar exam again.</i>
- 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,798 - <i>Kennedy will lose his job.</i> - <i>Kennedy's last chance.</i>
- 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:23,135 <i>John F. Kennedy Jr. is facing a long, grueling prospect of studies</i>…
- 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,012 <i>…the dashing son of the late president…</i>
- 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,014 <i>He may have been called the sexiest man alive,</i>
- 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,182 <i>but tonight he was just plain embarrassed.</i>
- 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:32,144 <i>Strike three and he's out of his job as assistant DA.</i>
- 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,980 <i>What's next for the famous heir?</i>
- 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,775 <i>♪ Don't try to shade it ♪</i>
- 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,488 {\an8}<i>♪ Beauty's naked ♪</i>
- 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,950 "So what if he flubbed the bar exam twice?"
- 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,702 Twice is in parentheticals.
- 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:51,246 "America's uncrowned prince is facing 30
- 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:55,417 with a steady girlfriend, fabulous looks, even a movie role.
- 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:59,004 But now it's time to hit those law books."
- 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,132 If it makes you feel any better, anyone who knows you
- 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,885 knows that you don't have a steady girlfriend.
- 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,219 Fuck off.
- 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,014 I can't show my face around the city with these headlines everywhere.
- 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,016 But you'll show your dick to everyone at the gym.
- 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,601 Apparently this is all I'm good for.
- 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:16,021 Well, as your cousin, obviously I disagree.
- 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,566 Also, I'm an actual prince w-with a title and everything.
- 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,403 W-What is this obsession with anointing you?
- 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:26,573 You know, the funny thing is when I first saw the headline, "The Hunk Flunks,"
- 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:30,703 I thought to myself, "Wow, this is bad, but it couldn't possibly get any worse."
- 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,414 You'll take it again.
- 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:38,086 The DA's office has a three-strike policy for their assistants.
- 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,296 If I fail again, I'm out of a job.
- 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,090 Well, then I guess you better not fail.
- 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:51,640 <i>♪ I love myself I want you to love me ♪</i>
- 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,351 <i>♪ When I feel down… ♪</i>
- 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,105 I-I mean, it's… it's beautiful. Uh…
- 00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:01,691 Well, we can also try it with a shawl. We can do different styling options.
- 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,612 Is it the fit you're bumping up against or the dress itself?
- 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,073 Both. N-Neither.
- 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,034 I'm sorry, I'm really not very good at this kind of thing.
- 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,703 Um, what do you think?
- 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,916 Oh, I-I think we can find you something better.
- 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,585 - Really? - Yes.
- 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,796 You know right away if a dress works.
- 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,256 The confidence should wash over you.
- 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,842 Well, Calvin specifically had this dress in mind for her, Carolyn,
- 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,468 so why don't we try it with the shawl?
- 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,679 We can go from there.
- 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,140 I'm so sorry.
- 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,724 I was stuck on the phone with David Geffen.
- 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,310 - How are you? - Hi.
- 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,398 Let's have a look.
- 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:43,901 How do you feel?
- 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:47,112 Well, I mean, it's, um-- it's beautiful.
- 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,824 Uh, but Carolyn was just saying we could try some other options.
- 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,745 Yes, the collection's so wide-ranging, I just…
- 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,291 I just figured we could pull some alts.
- 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,798 Remind me, this is for the, um, <i>Bugsy</i> premiere, right?
- 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,800 Yeah.
- 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:16,976 I mean…
- 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,770 This is something a little more charming.
- 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,651 You know? It's a sexier option.
- 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,906 I had an idea.
- 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,658 Why don't we let Calvin decide?
- 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,078 Well, what, does she not work here too?
- 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,164 N-No, I…
- 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,126 One second.
- 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,341 Calvin designed this suit as part of the menswear collection,
- 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,426 and I'm obsessed with it.
- 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,553 The detailing is just…
- 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,139 Tanya.
- 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,058 Here.
- 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:01,687 Okay.
- 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,274 Okay. So obviously, we'd have to take it in a bit,
- 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,692 but I think it's a bold choice,
- 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,488 and a fun nod to the film noir, gangster genre.
- 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,576 I love it. Can I please take her home with me?
- 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,078 O-Okay.
- 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,664 Are you and Warren planning on walking the carpet together?
- 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,583 Because-- I-I only ask 'cause I wouldn't want your outfits to clash.
- 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:24,918 All eyes are gonna be on you.
- 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,170 If he needs a different shade of suit, he'll survive.
- 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,297 Mm-hmm.
- 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,468 I saw his name on the guest list for the Amazon fundraiser.
- 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,053 - Are you gonna be there? - Oh, I can't.
- 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,639 I have a-a stage reading at Circle in the Square.
- 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,100 Well, every major designer is gonna be there,
- 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,894 so if I see Warren Beatty in Armani or Ralph Lauren,
- 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,273 you'll be hearing from me.
- 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,486 Did you want to pull some accessories for Annette?
- 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,529 Sure.
- 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,406 No, I was talking to Carolyn.
- 00:17:56,492 --> 00:18:00,162 <i>♪ Always take the weather with you Everywhere you go ♪</i>
- 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:06,001 <i>♪ You always take the weather with you Everywhere you go ♪</i>
- 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,461 <i>♪ You always take the weather</i>…♪
- 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,967 <i>♪ You always take the weather with you ♪</i>
- 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,136 <i>♪ Everywhere you go ♪</i>
- 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,306 <i>♪ You always take the weather ♪</i>
- 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,141 <i>♪ You take the weather ♪</i>
- 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:25,895 <i>♪ The weather with you ♪</i>
- 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,738 You do know those pictures don't help with the nepotism charges.
- 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,698 They said the same shit when your father appointed me
- 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,492 US Attorney of the Southern District of New York 30 years ago.
- 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,746 Do you think anybody's questioning my credentials now?
- 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,663 How you holding up?
- 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:47,626 Great. Why? Did something incredibly embarrassing happen recently?
- 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,085 At least they called you hunky.
- 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,547 I'm not sure that qualifies as a silver lining.
- 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,507 Look, you'll take it a third time. You'll pass it.
- 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,092 This will all be ancient history.
- 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:59,054 I can still recite the editorials about my high school report card.
- 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,181 I can assure you it won't be.
- 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,390 And by the way, I'm well aware
- 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,643 that this is the least compelling sob story in the world.
- 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:08,938 You cannot let the people around you narrate your successes and your setbacks.
- 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,817 At a certain point you have to decide how you want to feel about them.
- 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,909 Her assistant's picking that up at 3:00, so just double-check
- 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:21,993 and make sure it's good to go.
- 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,203 It's ready. I got it.
- 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,914 Uh, and did that jacket come back from the tailor yet?
- 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,541 - Y-Yeah. - Hey, Tanya.
- 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:33,589 Um, do you happen to know if there are any extra tickets to that Amazon fundraiser?
- 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,094 Don't confuse his little pat on the back earlier
- 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,013 for your status at this company.
- 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,225 You're a saleswoman, Carolyn. That's it.
- 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,398 Strong candidate for an exorcism.
- 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,232 Whatever, I'm still going.
- 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,984 Really? What if she sees you?
- 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,987 If she wants to try and sideline me, have at it.
- 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:05,371 Fellas, the hyenas have set up camp, so don't forget to suck in.
- 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,834 Let's go easy on John, all right?
- 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,753 Can't have America finding out their favorite son has butterfingers.
- 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,171 Eat my ass, Colin.
- 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,215 Hey, I'd love to go where only Madonna's gone before.
- 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,509 Oh!
- 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,970 Hey, hey, we have an odd number.
- 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,012 Then I'll be designated QB.
- 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,723 Oh, so both teams can suck?
- 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,851 Talk some shit out of the gate. Let's go.
- 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,686 All right, let's go.
- 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:30,771 Hey, hang on a sec.
- 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,193 Hey, Troy. I thought I burned you in Columbus Circle.
- 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,236 I'm like white on rice, Johnny.
- 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,822 Prove it. We're down a man.
- 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,579 Hey, Murph, throw me the fucking ball, okay?
- 00:20:58,632 --> 00:20:59,884 Up the side, up the side.
- 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,400 Watch Happy Feet right here.
- 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:34,502 - Probably not. - Of course not.
- 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,879 Mom…
- 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,465 - Hi. Sorry I'm late. - Ah.
- 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,677 - Where are you coming from? - Well, I had a touch football game.
- 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,179 At least make something up.
- 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,724 Hats off at the table, please.
- 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,189 Is your salmon cold?
- 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,651 - Oh, you didn't have to wait for me. - We didn't. It's just cold.
- 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,492 - Thank you, Eugie. - Of course.
- 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,912 So is everyone planning on attending Teddy Jr.'s wedding this weekend?
- 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,705 I have to work, unfortunately.
- 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,583 - I'll be there. - Really?
- 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,711 Can you imagine if I said no? Uncle Teddy would probably dispatch the Navy SEALs.
- 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,799 Well, you two can be each other's date.
- 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,592 How do you know I'm not bringing someone already?
- 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,427 Well, the wedding's in four days.
- 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:30,890 You cannot just spring your flavor of the month on them last minute.
- 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,518 He's trying to get a rise out of you. Please don't take the bait.
- 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,187 Well, maybe I should just become celibate and join the priesthood.
- 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:41,192 <i>People</i> magazine's "Sexiest Priest Alive" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
- 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,696 Thank you, Eugie.
- 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:45,989 I see you're eating meat again.
- 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,782 Well, I never swore off meat, Mother.
- 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,909 I was experimenting with a vegetarian diet
- 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,328 because Daryl made a very valid case for it.
- 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:55,040 Well, either way, it wasn't sustainable.
- 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,251 My relationship or my diet?
- 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,421 You know, maybe if she'd been made to feel a bit more welcome--
- 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,172 - Sweetheart-- - And despite your impressions,
- 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,216 Daryl actually does care what you think of her.
- 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,261 Of course she does. She's an actress. She cares what everyone thinks of her.
- 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:11,472 What decade are you living in? She's an artist, Mom.
- 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:15,810 Oh, yes, I saw that recently she played a 50-foot giant.
- 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,396 Maybe she'll invite you to the Oscars.
- 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,773 Why don't you just save us all a lot of time
- 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:23,234 and tell me exactly who you'd like me to bring home to you,
- 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,029 'cause I guarantee inevitably you'll find something wrong with them too.
- 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,114 - There are lots of girls. - Yeah, like who?
- 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:32,744 You act as if I'm the only thing standing between you and happily ever after.
- 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,079 Yeah, well, she's back in LA now, so…
- 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,831 Bed-hopping with rock stars.
- 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,082 Mom.
- 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,792 I love how you pose these questions
- 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,961 like you don't obsessively monitor my personal life.
- 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,212 Apple doesn't fall far.
- 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:46,049 Hey, I read the shit that gets thrown in my face, all right?
- 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,760 Not everyone's awarded the same privacy.
- 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,638 Well, that's one way of looking at it.
- 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,515 Meaning what, Ed?
- 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:59,437 Would you prefer that I not be invested in my child's personal life?
- 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,315 Well, you never seem to harangue Caroline for her life's choices.
- 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:04,859 I think all of my psychiatrists would argue otherwise.
- 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,404 Your sister is settled down with children.
- 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:12,492 Her personal life isn't chronicled in every tabloid in the country
- 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,744 like it's an episode of <i>Santa Barbara</i>.
- 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:18,082 Yeah, this coming from a woman whose second marriage was condemned by the Pope.
- 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:28,425 I worked too hard to watch you be…
- 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:34,722 sucked into this pervasive narrative of entitlement and recklessness
- 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:38,268 that's plagued every other member of this family.
- 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,826 <i>Good evening. Dan Rather reporting.</i>
- 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,953 <i>Former Massachusetts Senator, Paul Tsongas,</i>
- 00:24:56,954 --> 00:25:00,999 <i>announced his decision today, again, at a news conference in Boston.</i>
- 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,002 <i>Tsongas said he will not reenter the race</i>
- 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,796 <i>for the Democratic presidential nomination.</i>
- 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:09,215 <i>One thing everybody's talking about this election year</i>
- 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,301 <i>is the lack of affordable health care.</i>
- 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:15,096 <i>CBS News health correspondent, Edie Magnus, is here to tell us</i>
- 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:19,434 <i>it's a make-or-break issue now for people who thought they'd never have to worry.</i>
- 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:21,019 Contrary to what you might think,
- 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,398 I don't relish in being a constant source of anxiety for you.
- 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,443 I mean, I'm 31 years old.
- 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:30,738 You're my son.
- 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:38,078 You're going to be a constant source of anxiety for me no matter what you do.
- 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,708 I just want you to find your way.
- 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,553 There he is. It's him.
- 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,357 Right here, John! Perfect! Gorgeous!
- 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,418 Mr. Kennedy. Mr. Kennedy.
- 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,383 <i>♪ I caught sight of my reflection ♪</i>
- 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:36,220 <i>♪ I caught it in the window ♪</i>
- 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,555 <i>♪ I saw the darkness in my heart ♪</i>
- 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,807 Mr. Kennedy.
- 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,559 Lovely, thank you.
- 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:46,605 <i>♪ I saw the signs of my undoing ♪</i>
- 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,319 <i>♪ They had been there from the start ♪</i>
- 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:59,118 <i>♪ And the darkness still has work to do ♪</i>
- 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:07,083 <i>♪ The knotted chord's untying ♪</i>
- 00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:09,836 <i>♪ The heated and the holy ♪</i>
- 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:12,339 <i>♪ Oh, they're sitting there on high ♪</i>
- 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:17,469 <i>♪ So secure With everything they're buying ♪</i>
- 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,472 <i>♪ In the blood of Eden ♪</i>
- 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,934 <i>♪ Lie the woman and the man</i>… ♪
- 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,185 Hi.
- 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:29,605 Hey. Look at you. Did you make it in all right?
- 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:32,733 I had to give the guy 50 bucks. He had no clue who you were.
- 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:33,818 What?
- 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,403 - Your face just now. - I'm kidding.
- 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:36,989 Is this for the resort collection?
- 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,366 What, are the tiger stripes too much?
- 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:43,327 Well, it's clear we overshot homage and crash-landed in caricature.
- 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,705 What are you doing back here?
- 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:49,375 Oh, I-I forgot the feathered hat at the office so she brought it.
- 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:57,509 Come have drinks with us.
- 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,680 I had this idea last night. You've been to Nell's?
- 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,056 No, I've been dying to go.
- 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:07,101 It's this fun little place downtown. It's really kind of terrific.
- 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:12,481 And I got in at 1:30 in the morning from Washington, and Kelly called me.
- 00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:14,859 She said, "A bunch of us are having a little fun downtown.
- 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,611 Why don't you come and join us?"
- 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:19,405 - So, I went and met up with them… - Mm-hmm.
- 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,656 …and we were up most of the night.
- 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:24,243 And so on occasion, after 40, you can still have fun.
- 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,877 You know, you're gonna thank me for this.
- 00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:41,761 Oh, really?
- 00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:44,680 - Yeah? Oh. - Oh, we would love to have you for dinner.
- 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:46,515 - Oh-- - Sorry to interrupt.
- 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:51,355 John, this is Carolyn Bessette. She's our VIP Whisperer at the company.
- 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,316 Carolyn, this is John Kennedy.
- 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:02,239 VIP Whisperer, that's quite the moniker. What does that entail exactly?
- 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,826 Oh, it's a real high-wire act. There's a cape involved.
- 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:08,412 Oh, she's underselling herself, which is ironic
- 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:12,583 because Carolyn is responsible for millions of dollars in sales.
- 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,462 I don't doubt it. I like your dress, by the way.
- 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:18,923 - Thank you. - You can't help yourself, can you?
- 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:21,676 - So I'm a bad boy. What are you gonna do? - I'm so sorry.
- 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,470 I need to steal you for a minute.
- 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,598 Do you want to grab a drink?
- 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,016 Oh, technically I'm working.
- 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,851 Well, isn't everyone here?
- 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:34,438 Wow, quite the shrewd observation coming from the belle of the ball.
- 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,107 The belle of the ball?
- 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,566 I know, like, five people here.
- 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:41,238 Well, you wouldn't know that from the way everyone's staring at you.
- 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,074 Oh, I think they're all staring at you.
- 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:47,034 You just keep that in your back pocket,
- 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:48,661 don't you?
- 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:50,746 I'm sure there's lots of people waiting to talk to you.
- 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,708 Oh, exactly, so you can't abandon me.
- 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:57,962 Whenever my mom is at a party or out to dinner,
- 00:29:57,963 --> 00:30:00,549 she always locks eyes intensely with whoever she's talking to
- 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,802 because she says that even the appearance of a recess in conversation
- 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,929 will invite interlopers.
- 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:10,350 Well, then you better keep appearing to look interested.
- 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,103 - Oh, fuck. - What?
- 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:17,148 Nothing. Just my boss giving me the death stare.
- 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,108 - Who? Calvin? - No. Lesser boss.
- 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:21,027 Uh, I've really gotta go.
- 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:22,278 Oh, please take me with you.
- 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,863 I'm not sure that's such a good look.
- 00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:26,491 Ducking out of a charity event or going home with you?
- 00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:29,578 It's nice meeting you, John.
- 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,749 - You think I can get your number? - I don't give my number out to strangers.
- 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:37,376 I just met you. You could be a serial killer for all I know.
- 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:40,130 Oh, come on. That'd be way too much of a commitment.
- 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,884 How about I give you my number? That way the ball's in your court.
- 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,469 I don't want to get your hopes up.
- 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:49,890 Oh, please, I'm not above begging in front of all of my closest friends.
- 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:52,809 You know where I work.
- 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:56,188 Try reception.
- 00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:13,537 Is he dreamy in like an off-putting, Manchurian-candidate kind of way,
- 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:17,666 or like a "I can't help but emanate sex, it's in my perfect DNA"?
- 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,126 Okay, what if he does reach out?
- 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:22,047 You know he won't. He was just bored…
- 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:24,924 and innately flirtatious.
- 00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,093 Sexy Doorman just arrived.
- 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,305 Ooh.
- 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:34,017 Can we please stop calling him that?
- 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,771 Hmm. Sexy Bellhop?
- 00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,689 He's-he's actually an aspiring model.
- 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:43,150 - That's actually so much worse. - Oh. Okay. Sure.
- 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:44,985 That being said, as an agent,
- 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:48,114 I'd happily advance his career if he'd advance my orgasm.
- 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:51,659 Maybe if you unchained him from his futon once in a while
- 00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:54,995 and let us hang out with him, we might start to like Sexy Doorman.
- 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:58,333 I'm not ashamed of him. He's great. We just… We don't have that much in common.
- 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,753 Oh. Thank you.
- 00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,720 <i>♪ Whoo Look what we got ♪</i>
- 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:23,567 <i>♪ We got a, we got a love We got a, we got a love ♪</i>
- 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:33,410 What the hell was that?
- 00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:35,620 What? I was just saying bye.
- 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,539 Do you know that I came down here to see you,
- 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,958 and I waited in line for, like, an hour and now you're leaving?
- 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,086 I would have come and gotten you if I knew you were out here.
- 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:45,462 That's not really the point.
- 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,756 It looked like you were having a perfectly good time in there.
- 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,009 See, this is where I'm getting a little confused.
- 00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:52,428 When we're in public, you act like I don't exist,
- 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:55,639 but then when we're alone, you're suddenly about it, so it's just--
- 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,142 Michael, this is exactly why I don't want a boyfriend, okay?
- 00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:02,021 I'm-I'm accountable for people all day, every day at work,
- 00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:04,398 and when I leave, I-I just wanna do whatever the fuck I want
- 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:07,444 - whenever the fuck I want to. - And whoever the fuck you want.
- 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,447 Look, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings. I just…
- 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:13,240 If you can't keep this, like, cool and casual,
- 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,285 I think we should just go back to being friends.
- 00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:25,670 - You're just gonna leave me here? - I guess that's kinda up to you.
- 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:40,267 <i>♪ Singing on the famous street ♪</i>
- 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:45,148 <i>♪ I want to love a boy That won't love me ♪</i>
- 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:51,195 - <i>♪ Am I just in heaven or Las Vegas ♪</i> - <i>♪ Heaven or Las Vegas ♪</i>
- 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:55,325 <i>♪ That's why it is more brighter Than the sun is to me ♪</i>
- 00:33:56,701 --> 00:34:02,206 - <i>♪ Reaching this itch in my soul ♪</i> - <i>♪ Heaven or Las Vegas ♪</i>
- 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:05,961 <i>♪ That's like any old playing card ♪</i>
- 00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:12,217 <i>♪ It must be why I'm thinking of Las Vegas ♪</i>
- 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:21,685 Calvin Klein. Yeah. Yeah. Okay--
- 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,479 Hi. I'm here to see Carolyn Bessette.
- 00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:28,984 If-If you could just point me in her general direction.
- 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:34,030 Thank you.
- 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:41,162 - Hi there. - Hi.
- 00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:47,043 - Hey. - Hi.
- 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:50,797 Hi.
- 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:59,305 - Hi, what a terrific surprise to s-- - Thank you.
- 00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:00,307 Oh.
- 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,569 And then it happens again, and then they say--
- 00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:20,994 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,163 Sorry, is this a bad time?
- 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:25,290 No.
- 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,127 No. Uh, I was just, um…
- 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:36,259 What's up?
- 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:39,304 I need a new suit.
- 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:50,774 Put your arms up for me.
- 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:54,319 You're the tailor too?
- 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,405 He's on his lunch break.
- 00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:01,284 Typically our clients make appointments.
- 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,453 I'm a 33 waist. I know that.
- 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:07,791 You're 32.
- 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:14,922 Chin, up.
- 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,257 Geez. Your tailor this bossy?
- 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:20,261 <i>♪ Maybe never with you ♪</i>
- 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,474 <i>♪ Over you ♪</i>
- 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:30,188 <i>♪ Total control over you ♪</i>
- 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,400 It'll be ready in a week.
- 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,069 <i>♪ Over you</i>… ♪
- 00:36:37,487 --> 00:36:38,738 Is there anything else?
- 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,157 How about some ties?
- 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:45,828 What, you're gonna deny my business? What kind of VIP Whisperer are you?
- 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:46,912 A busy one.
- 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:49,456 You're right. I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you?
- 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:50,875 By swiping your credit card.
- 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:52,794 Or…
- 00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:55,839 you could let me take you to dinner.
- 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:14,565 <i>♪ So much time wasted ♪</i>
- 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,903 <i>♪ Playing games with love ♪</i>
- 00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:22,197 - Oh, my God! - What was that?
- 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:24,658 <i>♪ So many tears I've cried ♪</i>
- 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:27,536 <i>♪ So much pain inside ♪</i>
- 00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:29,538 <i>♪ But baby, it ain't over</i>… ♪
- 00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:30,540 What's going on?
- 00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:33,752 JFK Jr. was just here.
- 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:38,005 What? No one tells me?
- 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:39,631 Oh, no, he came to see Carolyn.
- 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:44,596 <i>♪ But baby it ain't over 'til it's over ♪</i>
- 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:51,477 <i>♪ So many years we've tried To keep our love alive ♪</i>
- 00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:56,733 <i>♪ But baby it ain't over 'til it's over ♪</i>
- 00:37:57,275 --> 00:38:03,363 <i>♪ So many years we've tried To keep our love alive ♪</i>
- 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:07,994 <i>♪ 'Cause baby It ain't over 'til it's over ♪</i>
- 00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:12,081 Are you sure I can't start you off with anything while you wait?
- 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,502 No, no, thank you, though.
- 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,650 Carolyn. Carolyn, wait.
- 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,653 Please, Carolyn, wait. Don't leave.
- 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:44,989 Please, don't leave.
- 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,034 Please.
- 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,623 You didn't think, maybe, call the restaurant?
- 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,500 - I was waiting for 20 minutes. - I know. I'm sorry.
- 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,503 Listen, please let me buy you dinner.
- 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:03,091 I mean, if I'm not worth waiting for, the food is. Please.
- 00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:19,107 This your go-to date spot?
- 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:22,777 Yeah. I'm a sucker for a laminated menu.
- 00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:25,655 That's why you chose it?
- 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:29,325 The menus.
- 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:36,624 It's okay. I'm not exactly eager to incur the wrath of every woman in America.
- 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:38,834 Well, it's not just that.
- 00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:40,295 It's gay men too.
- 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:52,389 You went a little rogue with the order, but I was pleasantly surprised.
- 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,058 Well, I went backpacking through India after I graduated,
- 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:58,812 and I learned very quickly that ordering chicken tikka masala
- 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,648 is a surefire way to get made fun of.
- 00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:02,358 - You backpacked? - Yeah.
- 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,152 What?
- 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:06,696 Uh, nothing. I'm just…
- 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,949 I'm curious to know what your definition of backpacking is.
- 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,035 Same thing as yours.
- 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,788 What, did you think I was shuttled around on a motorcade?
- 00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:17,832 Kinda, yeah.
- 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:22,337 Why India?
- 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:26,673 Well, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life after I graduated,
- 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,717 and, uh, my mom always says
- 00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:31,011 that India's the most beautiful place she'd ever visited,
- 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:34,599 so I decided to, uh, take some time off, go explore the world.
- 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,768 God, I realize this story sounds--
- 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:40,063 Super relatable.
- 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:44,524 In your defense, I'm sure most of your dates swoon over that India story.
- 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:46,526 I wasn't trying to impress you.
- 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:49,030 No, you made that very clear when you showed up 30 minutes late.
- 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,823 Oh, my God. I'm sweating. Have you noticed?
- 00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:53,117 It's not because of the food.
- 00:40:57,622 --> 00:41:00,791 You know, sometimes I find myself trying so hard
- 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,751 to put other people at ease that I--
- 00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:03,878 You have nothing to prove.
- 00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:12,719 What do you think you'd be doing with your life if you weren't who you are?
- 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,556 I probably wouldn't be working at the DA's office.
- 00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:17,766 I don't know if you've seen the news recently,
- 00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:20,019 but I'm not exactly a legal wunderkind.
- 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,146 Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
- 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:25,024 - It's okay. - No, it's not.
- 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:29,111 Publishing your exam results for other people's entertainment
- 00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:31,446 is cheap and pathetic.
- 00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:35,701 Yeah, it just kind of feels like I have this sign hung over my head that says,
- 00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:38,954 "The Hunk Flunks," and that's all that people see when they look at me.
- 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:41,873 Yeah, but everyone feels like they have a sign over their head.
- 00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:43,251 Oh, yeah? What's yours say?
- 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:50,382 I'm not gonna disclose my sign on a first date.
- 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:51,384 Mmm.
- 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:53,802 What would you be doing?
- 00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:56,221 Am I gonna be leading the conversation at any point?
- 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:57,849 I'm not the one being vetted here.
- 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:04,855 I guess, uh, when I think of where it was I was happiest
- 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:07,692 is probably on stage.
- 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,153 Like acting?
- 00:42:11,154 --> 00:42:14,448 Yeah, I did a lot of theater in high school and college, and I loved it.
- 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:18,077 Something about being a character, being up on stage.
- 00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:21,580 I felt like I could do whatever I wanted, and no one could judge me.
- 00:42:21,581 --> 00:42:22,914 Why didn't you pursue it?
- 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:25,710 I did, actually… sort of.
- 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:29,422 I was in a play here after college called <i>The Lovers</i>.
- 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:34,342 And my mom was so scared that she banned any critics from attending,
- 00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:37,096 so needless to say, we had a very limited run.
- 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,932 - Did she like it at least? - She never came.
- 00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:43,143 - Oh… - Not because she didn't want to,
- 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:45,187 just because it would have created this whole circus,
- 00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:47,523 and that's exactly what she didn't want to have happen.
- 00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:54,447 How old were you when you realized you were the son of a president?
- 00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:59,952 I don't think anyone's ever asked me that before.
- 00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:04,415 I don't know, really.
- 00:43:05,374 --> 00:43:06,458 To be honest,
- 00:43:06,459 --> 00:43:09,961 I think I've been inundated with so many images and stories of my childhood
- 00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:13,673 that, uh, I can't really differentiate from what I remember
- 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,259 and what I've just been exposed to.
- 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,721 That's sad.
- 00:43:24,227 --> 00:43:25,228 What about your parents?
- 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:29,398 Uh, my mom and stepdad are in Greenwich.
- 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:33,945 She's a schoolteacher. He's a doctor.
- 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:38,281 I actually introduced them 20 years ago when I was his patient,
- 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:40,034 - and I love to lord that over them. - Mmm.
- 00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:41,869 What about your dad?
- 00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,330 Um, he's in White Plains.
- 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,457 Is he remarried?
- 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:51,212 Nope.
- 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:54,089 I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to--
- 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:57,176 No, no, no. It's just… It's not a very interesting story.
- 00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:03,724 How did you find your way to Calvin Klein?
- 00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:06,477 Um…
- 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:10,982 I always wanted to make a difference in the world.
- 00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:14,484 No, I was working at the mall. In Boston.
- 00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:17,779 - At a Calvin Klein? Okay, hey. - At a Calvin Klein, yeah.
- 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:20,824 And one day this exec from corporate came in,
- 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,367 and I had no idea they were there.
- 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:24,744 And there was this older female customer
- 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:27,831 screaming, crying, melting down in the dressing room, wouldn't come out,
- 00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:30,667 so I just sort of sat down on the floor and talked her down.
- 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,502 Anyways, the exec saw the whole thing,
- 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:35,755 said, "If you can handle that, you can handle anything."
- 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:38,509 And they brought me out for an interview in New York.
- 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,469 I remember in the waiting room,
- 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:45,140 there were all these sort of, like, polished Upper East Side girls.
- 00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:47,475 And I said to the HR person,
- 00:44:47,476 --> 00:44:49,144 "Look, these girls might have a pedigree,
- 00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:52,523 but I don't have a plan B or a trust fund to fall back on…"
- 00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:57,069 Sorry. And no offense.
- 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,782 You know, "I have-- I have to make this work."
- 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,746 And they offered me the job right then and there.
- 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:12,168 I can see why Calvin sings your praises.
- 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,478 Shit. Somebody stole my bike.
- 00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:33,104 Well, was it locked?
- 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:34,106 Uh, no.
- 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:39,070 I'm sor…
- 00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:42,405 I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh.
- 00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,533 It's just, what did you think was gonna happen?
- 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:48,787 - That civility would prevail? - In New York City? Don't you live here?
- 00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:50,164 Now I gotta buy another one.
- 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:53,042 How many bikes have you lost?
- 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,794 Ballpark?
- 00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:57,838 - Do you want a cigarette? - No, thanks.
- 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,049 I've already had my one for the day.
- 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:04,512 One? You have one cigarette a day?
- 00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:09,058 Not all the time, but if I do, I try to limit it to one.
- 00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:10,893 It's a…
- 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:13,311 discipline thing.
- 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:14,313 Mmm.
- 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:18,442 Gotcha. So you have discipline when it comes to tobacco, just…
- 00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:21,152 not other people's time?
- 00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:22,613 - I said I was sorry. - Yeah.
- 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:27,742 You said it like you were expecting forgiveness, not asking for it.
- 00:46:34,542 --> 00:46:35,793 This is me.
- 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:38,838 Thought I had more time.
- 00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:43,968 More time for what?
- 00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:12,788 Can I see you again?
- 00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:17,793 I had a nice time tonight.
- 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:22,131 So is that a yes?
- 00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:24,800 Night, John.
- 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:57,500 She's unlike anyone I've ever met. She's totally got my number.
- 00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,334 Did you sleep with her?
- 00:47:59,335 --> 00:48:00,752 - No. - Oh.
- 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:04,672 No, she barely even let me take her out to dinner. I had to buy a suit.
- 00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:08,134 I've never seen you have to woo someone before.
- 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:11,471 This is like watching, uh, an animal dance.
- 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:14,600 All I want to do is call her, but I don't want to come on too strong.
- 00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:17,603 What?
- 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:20,063 You're in your head.
- 00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:25,777 Ladies and gentlemen, the uncrowned prince is beside himself.
- 00:48:25,778 --> 00:48:27,947 Shut up, Anthony.
- 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:30,449 - Does she know about the bike? - No.
- 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:58,101 <i>♪ Give you everything you need To live inside a twisted cage ♪</i>
- 00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:01,063 <i>♪ Sleep beside an empty rage</i>… ♪
- 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:03,399 What are you doing here?
- 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:08,362 Missed you.
- 00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:17,037 I shouldn't have gone back to California. You were right.
- 00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:47,150 You'd think after 40 years of attending these family functions,
- 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:49,320 I'd be unflappable, but no.
- 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:56,869 I still somehow revert back to that same old 22-year-old doe-eyed debutante.
- 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:01,790 Have you heard from your brother? He cannot be late.
- 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,792 Last I heard he was coming, but…
- 00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:07,420 Andrew, do you know if John arranged for a car service?
- 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:10,590 Yes, ma'am. He and Ms. Hannah scheduled one for this afternoon.
- 00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:11,759 What did you…
- 00:50:13,177 --> 00:50:14,761 Did you know about this?
- 00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:17,722 I'm not your intelligence agent, Mother. John and I keep our own confidences.
- 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,807 Turn the car around, please, Andrew.
- 00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:20,809 What? Are you serious?
- 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,896 I'm not going to smile and make small talk with the two of them
- 00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:27,607 like this prolonged saga shouldn't have ended years ago.
- 00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,526 So your solution is to boycott?
- 00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,323 Consider my hands washed.
- 00:50:57,721 --> 00:50:59,473 How'd it go?
- 00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:06,437 I think Cindy's our best bet.
- 00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:08,273 To me, she's the quintessential supermodel.
- 00:51:08,274 --> 00:51:12,318 I agree. Girl-next-door, prom queen, all rolled into one.
- 00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:21,911 Sorry, I don't… I don't mean to interrupt.
- 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:25,665 No, you're fine. We were just talking about the new campaign.
- 00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:28,168 What do you think of Cindy Crawford?
- 00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:37,844 - Are these the girls you passed on? - Yeah, that's the dumping ground.
- 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:54,987 What about Kate Moss?
- 00:51:57,781 --> 00:52:00,575 Well, she's cute, but no one knows who she is.
- 00:52:00,576 --> 00:52:02,994 Exactly. She's almost unknowable.
- 00:52:02,995 --> 00:52:04,370 She's guarded, elusive.
- 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:08,500 She's not trying to sell you anything or ham it up for the camera. She's…
- 00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:11,211 She's just letting you in.
- 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:15,174 Just enough 'cause she knows better than to give it all away.
- 00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:25,141 Well, let's bring her in.
- 00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:27,811 And, Carolyn, I want you there when we do.
- 00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:35,234 Well done.
- 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,528 We turned the world upside down.
- 00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:40,365 Yeah? How did we do that? Yeah.
- 00:52:40,366 --> 00:52:42,618 - Give him a stick? Yeah. - Yeah?
- 00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:44,745 Round and round.
- 00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:51,377 <i>She wants to marry me.</i>
- 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:53,378 I'm sure she does.
- 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,296 You know, you only make things more difficult for me
- 00:52:55,297 --> 00:52:56,715 when you pull stunts like that.
- 00:52:57,966 --> 00:53:02,095 Of the long list of issues plaguing your relationship,
- 00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:05,683 I'd say my stunts reside somewhere near the very bottom.
- 00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:13,023 I've been thinking about what you asked me the other night.
- 00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:15,984 About who it is I see you with.
- 00:53:18,070 --> 00:53:20,322 I know you think I'm overbearing,
- 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:24,826 but only one of us knows what it's like to marry into this family.
- 00:53:24,827 --> 00:53:29,163 To have to be perfect in order to offset your partner's imperfections--
- 00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:33,127 imperfections that you, more than anyone, bear the brunt of.
- 00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:41,050 You think that if you find someone who's already in the public eye
- 00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:44,595 that you'll be better equipped to withstand the scrutiny,
- 00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:48,558 but there isn't enough exposure in the world
- 00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:51,353 to prepare a woman to be your wife.
- 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:55,481 Plus, anyone who's already made a name for themselves
- 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:59,235 will invariably resent trading it for yours,
- 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,780 no matter how pretty it looks on their letterhead.
- 00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:08,286 She'll be under the illusion that she's entering into a partnership
- 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:13,125 when, in reality, she'll be orbiting you just like everybody else.
- 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:19,006 <i>Routinely made to feel like an obstacle or a stepping stone.</i>
- 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:22,134 See, you have a gift, John.
- 00:54:23,302 --> 00:54:25,678 One that can't be taught or bequeathed,
- 00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:31,810 one that allows you to alter the composition of any room you walk into.
- 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:37,858 <i>Now, you don't want someone who's looking to share in that power.</i>
- 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:42,112 <i>You want someone to help you wield it.</i>
- 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:47,951 Someone who doesn't feel beholden to you for choosing them.
- 00:54:49,495 --> 00:54:53,040 Someone who loves you in spite of your last name.
- 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:59,755 <i>Now, I don't know who that person is…</i>
- 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,551 but I know who it isn't.
- 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:30,327 <i>♪ Set adrift on memory bliss of you ♪</i>
- 00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:44,466 <i>♪ Baby you send me ♪</i>
- 00:55:47,970 --> 00:55:49,346 <i>♪ Baby you send me ♪</i>
- 00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:53,307 <i>♪ Set adrift on memory bliss of you ♪</i>
- 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:55,685 <i>♪ The camera pans the cocktail glass ♪</i>
- 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:58,145 <i>♪ Behind a blind of plastic plants ♪</i>
- 00:55:58,146 --> 00:56:00,314 <i>♪ I found the lady With the fat diamond ring ♪</i>
- 00:56:00,315 --> 00:56:02,775 <i>♪ Then you know I can't remember a damn thing ♪</i>
- 00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:05,236 <i>♪ I think it's one of those Déjà vu things ♪</i>
- 00:56:05,237 --> 00:56:07,405 <i>♪ Or a dream that's trying To tell me something ♪</i>
- 00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:09,699 <i>♪ Or will I ever stop thinking about it ♪</i>
- 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,493 <i>♪ I don't know I doubt it ♪</i>
- 00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:14,496 <i>♪ Subterranean by design ♪</i>
- 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,872 <i>♪ I wonder what I would find ♪</i>
- 00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:19,458 <i>♪ If I met you I let my eyes caress you ♪</i>
- 00:56:19,459 --> 00:56:21,544 <i>♪ Until I meet the thought Of Mrs. Princess Who ♪</i>
- 00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:23,879 <i>♪ I often wonder what makes her work ♪</i>
- 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,632 <i>♪ I guess I'll leave That question to the experts ♪</i>
- 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,843 <i>♪ Assuming that there are some out there ♪</i>
- 00:56:28,844 --> 00:56:31,096 <i>♪ They're probably alone, solitaire ♪</i>
- 00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:33,222 <i>♪ I can remember when ♪</i>
- 00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:35,683 <i>♪ I caught up with A past-time intimate friend ♪</i>
- 00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:38,352 <i>♪ She said bet you're probably Gonna say I look lovely ♪</i>
- 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,813 <i>♪ But you probably Don't think nothing of me ♪</i>
- 00:56:40,814 --> 00:56:43,232 <i>♪ She was right, though I can't lie ♪</i>
- 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:45,401 <i>♪ She's just one of those corners In my mind ♪</i>
- 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,737 <i>♪ And I just put her Right back with the rest ♪</i>
- 00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:50,072 <i>♪ That's the way it goes, I guess ♪</i>
- 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,575 <i>♪ Baby you send me ♪</i>
- 00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:54,703 <i>♪ Baby you send me ♪</i>
- 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,887 [chattering]
- 00:00:12,888 --> 00:00:14,931 [camera shutters clicking]
- 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,684 {\an8}- [person 1] Carolyn! - [person 2] Carolyn!
- 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:20,811 [person 3] Hey.
- 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:23,607 - [person 4] Carolyn, over here! - [person 5] Come on, Carolyn!
- 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:36,787 [chattering continues]
- 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:46,964 I need a different color. Sorry, I just…
- 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,009 This isn't gonna work for where I'm going. They'll, um--
- 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:53,636 [manicurist] Do you want a different shade or--
- 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:54,720 No.
- 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:57,098 [♪ "Kiss Me" playing]
- 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,767 Let's go with something safe. Um…
- 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,692 A neutral… A shade of nude. Sorry.
- 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:16,827 [sighs]
- 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:33,884 [knock on door]
- 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,345 Your sister-in-law is downstairs.
- 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:39,891 Tell her I'll be down in a minute. I just need to change.
- 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:42,227 Thanks, Rosemarie.
- 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:44,938 [sighs]
- 00:02:10,922 --> 00:02:14,216 [photographers] Carolyn! Carolyn!
- 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,720 [clamoring]
- 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,517 [clamoring continues, muffled]
- 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:47,042 [horns honking]
- 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,344 I don't want her holding this weekend over me
- 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:00,054 like she does every other family function.
- 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:02,723 [sighs] She's trying, John. [scoffs]
- 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,100 This is her trying.
- 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,351 Just give her some grace.
- 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,978 I just… It's a wedding, for Christ's sake.
- 00:03:07,979 --> 00:03:12,441 She acts as if I'm asking her to attend the Democratic National Convention.
- 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:13,819 Did you stay at the hotel again?
- 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,824 [scoffs] It's not like she's begging me to come home.
- 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,558 What happened? Supposed to leave an hour ago.
- 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:49,019 It's a summer Friday. The tunnel was a parking lot. Hi.
- 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:52,231 You haven't been on time a day in your life, but when it inconveniences you--
- 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,775 I'm just saying we're gonna miss the welcome drinks.
- 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,318 My family's gonna throw a hissy fit.
- 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,154 They're gonna find a reason to throw one no matter what.
- 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:00,239 - Guys, I'm not doing this with you. - So if you wanna go there--
- 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,160 Okay, we both agreed to give each other the benefit of the doubt.
- 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,749 - Where's Jay? - He couldn't make it.
- 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,419 - Who's Jay? - The instructor.
- 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,880 - [door closes] - And where are his crutches?
- 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:19,467 He complains about his recovery time, and yet he doesn't bring them--
- 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:20,635 [whispers] Pick your battles.
- 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,821 I'm sorry.
- 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,617 I'm just anxious.
- 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,870 I love you.
- 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:50,791 I appreciate you being here.
- 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,140 I love you too.
- 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,393 - Good. - [chuckles]
- 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,321 Let's go.
- 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:51,977 [chuckles]
- 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:00,569 [engine starts]
- 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:10,287 [John] Essex ground 9253 November, ready to taxi with Mike northeast bound.
- 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:14,373 [air traffic controller] <i>9253 November, target is clear for takeoff, runway 22.</i>
- 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:18,503 [John] Runway 22, cleared for takeoff. Saratoga 9253 November.
- 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,211 [alarm clock ringing]
- 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:05,383 [♪ "Loaded" playing]
- 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:25,045 <i>♪ Just what is it that you want to do ♪</i>
- 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:29,049 <i>♪ I'm gonna get deep down Deep down I said ♪</i>
- 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,553 <i>♪ I'm gonna get deep down Deep down ♪</i>
- 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:33,680 <i>♪ Whoo, hey ♪</i>
- 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:36,558 <i>♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪</i>
- 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,855 <i>♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪</i>
- 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,951 <i>♪ We wanna be free To do what we wanna do ♪</i>
- 00:09:00,957 --> 00:09:02,042 A pack, please.
- 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,211 <i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>
- 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,757 Avert your eyes.
- 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,009 [giggles] How was that nightcap?
- 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:15,221 I ended up at the Tunnel rolling around in the ball pit with Mickey Rourke.
- 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,766 - Like hooking up? - I don't know. I don't remember.
- 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,853 But the sun was coming up when I left, so now I'm just bracing for impact.
- 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:23,980 You go home with that guy?
- 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,440 What guy?
- 00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:29,443 The hot, tan one you were talking to with the forearms and the bad jeans?
- 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,612 I thought I saw you guys leave together?
- 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:33,363 I just went home. I was so tired.
- 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:37,452 Ugh. You're so fucking cagey sometimes. Here I am pouring my heart out.
- 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,371 What do you want me to tell you?
- 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,040 - That you fucked him. - [chuckles]
- 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,585 And that I'm not alone on my path to self-destruction.
- 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:47,420 [person] Hold it, please.
- 00:09:50,256 --> 00:09:52,758 By the way, I wore your Egyptian Musk last night,
- 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,135 and I'm not kidding, three different guys, like, inhaled me.
- 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,845 One of them said I smelled like a Laundromat,
- 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,680 which, like, weird, but I'll take it.
- 00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,808 [Carolyn] Shh.
- 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,850 [elevator dings]
- 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,770 <i>♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪</i>
- 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:09,359 <i>♪ I don't wanna lose your love ♪</i>
- 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,652 Grace, he could hear you.
- 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:14,321 I thought the rule about not talking in the elevator was more of a myth.
- 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,908 - Like his sexuality. [giggles] - Shh. Shh.
- 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,494 [softly] He has cameras everywhere.
- 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,330 - Give me a raise, motherfucker. - [chuckles]
- 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,549 <i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>
- 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,807 Please tell me you didn't leave him a voicemail.
- 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:42,809 I didn't.
- 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:44,393 I left two.
- 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,521 [chuckles] Fuck. Grace.
- 00:10:47,438 --> 00:10:49,732 Why would he bother pursuing you if he knows he doesn't have to?
- 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:53,695 I've tried playing hard to get, and apparently I play it too well.
- 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:55,697 Come here.
- 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,116 Come here.
- 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,579 Look at me.
- 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:04,831 You're beautiful.
- 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,332 Okay?
- 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,126 Hey.
- 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,881 Exploit his insecurities.
- 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:15,966 I read that somewhere.
- 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,510 - Until when? - Until you're bored of him,
- 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,220 or he's too old to leave you.
- 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,973 Can we save the powwow for after work, please?
- 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,893 We need those looks that we pulled for Demi pressed, bagged, and labeled,
- 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,978 and her PR rep is gonna be here in, like, an hour.
- 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,646 Let's go. Chop chop.
- 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:30,814 Thank you.
- 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,610 [boss] And don't forget that we have that fitting with Annette at 11:00.
- 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,362 [both giggling]
- 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:41,200 Prime example. Tanya tries too hard to be authoritative.
- 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,661 Therefore, I have no respect for her authority.
- 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:48,791 I feel like her prisoner in this showroom,
- 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,169 as much as I love helping Diane Sawyer accessorize.
- 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,463 Just tell Calvin you want to move to PR. He loves you.
- 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,547 [chuckles] Oh, yeah.
- 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,342 Company's hemorrhaging money, and he just got out of rehab.
- 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,510 Now's the time to make it all about me.
- 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,929 I haven't even been here a year.
- 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:05,433 Well, you used to be folding his sweaters at the mall, and now look where you are.
- 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:08,727 - I miss the mall. - [laughs]
- 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,605 [♪ "Life's What You Make It" playing]
- 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:24,410 <i>♪ Baby Life's what you make it ♪</i>
- 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:29,374 <i>♪ Can't escape it ♪</i>
- 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:42,095 <i>♪ Baby ♪</i>
- 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,473 <i>♪ Yesterday's favorite ♪</i>
- 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:50,270 <i>♪ Don't you hate it</i>… ♪
- 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:56,192 Yo, this look like a library? Fifty cents, man.
- 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:02,615 Yo, you get what you needed?
- 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,873 [reporter 1] <i>John Kennedy Jr. has flunked his bar exam for a second time</i>.
- 00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:14,793 [reporter 2] <i>His courthouse days may be numbered for John F. Kennedy Jr</i>.
- 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:17,296 [reporter 3] <i>John F. Kennedy Jr.'s flunked the New York State bar exam again.</i>
- 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,798 - [reporter 4] <i>Kennedy will lose his job.</i> - [reporter 5] <i>Kennedy's last chance.</i>
- 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:23,135 [reporter 6] <i>John F. Kennedy Jr. is facing a long, grueling prospect of studies</i>…
- 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,012 [reporter 7] <i>…the dashing son of the late president…</i>
- 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,014 [reporter 8] <i>He may have been called the sexiest man alive,</i>
- 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,182 <i>but tonight he was just plain embarrassed.</i>
- 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:32,144 [reporter 9] <i>Strike three and he's out of his job as assistant DA.</i>
- 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,980 [reporter 10] <i>What's next for the famous heir?</i>
- 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,775 <i>♪ Don't try to shade it ♪</i>
- 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:42,488 {\an8}<i>♪ Beauty's naked ♪</i>
- 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,950 "So what if he flubbed the bar exam twice?"
- 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,702 Twice is in parentheticals.
- 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:51,246 "America's uncrowned prince is facing 30
- 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:55,417 with a steady girlfriend, fabulous looks, even a movie role.
- 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:59,004 But now it's time to hit those law books."
- 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,338 [sucks teeth]
- 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,132 If it makes you feel any better, anyone who knows you
- 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,885 knows that you don't have a steady girlfriend.
- 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,219 Fuck off.
- 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,014 I can't show my face around the city with these headlines everywhere.
- 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,016 But you'll show your dick to everyone at the gym.
- 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,601 Apparently this is all I'm good for.
- 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:16,021 Well, as your cousin, obviously I disagree.
- 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,566 Also, I'm an actual prince w-with a title and everything.
- 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,403 W-What is this obsession with anointing you?
- 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:26,573 You know, the funny thing is when I first saw the headline, "The Hunk Flunks,"
- 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:30,703 I thought to myself, "Wow, this is bad, but it couldn't possibly get any worse."
- 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,414 You'll take it again.
- 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:38,086 The DA's office has a three-strike policy for their assistants.
- 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,296 If I fail again, I'm out of a job.
- 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,090 Well, then I guess you better not fail.
- 00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,717 [♪ "I Touch Myself" playing]
- 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:51,640 <i>♪ I love myself I want you to love me ♪</i>
- 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:53,351 <i>♪ When I feel down… ♪</i>
- 00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:57,105 I-I mean, it's… it's beautiful. Uh…
- 00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:01,691 Well, we can also try it with a shawl. We can do different styling options.
- 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,612 Is it the fit you're bumping up against or the dress itself?
- 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,073 [stutters] Both. N-Neither.
- 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,034 I'm sorry, I'm really not very good at this kind of thing.
- 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,703 Um, what do you think?
- 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,916 Oh, I-I think we can find you something better.
- 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,585 - Really? - Yes.
- 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,796 [chuckles] You know right away if a dress works.
- 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,256 The confidence should wash over you.
- 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,842 Well, Calvin specifically had this dress in mind for her, Carolyn,
- 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,468 so why don't we try it with the shawl?
- 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,679 We can go from there.
- 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,140 [Calvin] I'm so sorry.
- 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,724 I was stuck on the phone with David Geffen.
- 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,310 - How are you? - [Annette] Hi.
- 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,771 [giggles]
- 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,398 Let's have a look.
- 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:43,901 How do you feel?
- 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:47,112 Well, I mean, it's, um-- it's beautiful.
- 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,824 Uh, but Carolyn was just saying we could try some other options.
- 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,745 Yes, the collection's so wide-ranging, I just…
- 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,291 I just figured we could pull some alts.
- 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,798 Remind me, this is for the, um, <i>Bugsy</i> premiere, right?
- 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:07,800 [Annette] Yeah.
- 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:16,976 I mean…
- 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,770 This is something a little more charming.
- 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,651 You know? It's a sexier option.
- 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,906 I had an idea.
- 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:32,658 Why don't we let Calvin decide?
- 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,078 Well, what, does she not work here too?
- 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,164 [Tanya] N-No, I…
- 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,126 [Carolyn] One second.
- 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,341 Calvin designed this suit as part of the menswear collection,
- 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,426 and I'm obsessed with it.
- 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,553 The detailing is just…
- 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,139 Tanya.
- 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,058 Here.
- 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:01,687 Okay.
- 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:05,274 Okay. So obviously, we'd have to take it in a bit,
- 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,692 but I think it's a bold choice,
- 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,488 and a fun nod to the film noir, gangster genre.
- 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,576 I love it. Can I please take her home with me?
- 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,078 - [Tanya] O-Okay. - [Annette laughs]
- 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,664 Are you and Warren planning on walking the carpet together?
- 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:23,583 Because-- I-I only ask 'cause I wouldn't want your outfits to clash.
- 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:24,918 All eyes are gonna be on you.
- 00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,170 If he needs a different shade of suit, he'll survive.
- 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,297 [Annette] Mm-hmm.
- 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,468 I saw his name on the guest list for the Amazon fundraiser.
- 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,053 - Are you gonna be there? - Oh, I can't.
- 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,639 I have a-a stage reading at Circle in the Square.
- 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,100 [Calvin] Well, every major designer is gonna be there,
- 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,894 so if I see Warren Beatty in Armani or Ralph Lauren,
- 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,273 - you'll be hearing from me. - [all chuckle]
- 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,486 Did you want to pull some accessories for Annette?
- 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,529 Sure.
- 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,406 No, I was talking to Carolyn.
- 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,491 [♪ "Weather With You" playing]
- 00:17:56,492 --> 00:18:00,162 <i>♪ Always take the weather with you Everywhere you go ♪</i>
- 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:06,001 <i>♪ You always take the weather with you Everywhere you go ♪</i>
- 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,461 <i>♪ You always take the weather</i>…♪
- 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,047 - [camera shutters clicking] - [reporters clamoring]
- 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,967 <i>♪ You always take the weather with you ♪</i>
- 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,136 <i>♪ Everywhere you go ♪</i>
- 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,306 <i>♪ You always take the weather ♪</i>
- 00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,141 <i>♪ You take the weather ♪</i>
- 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:25,895 <i>♪ The weather with you ♪</i>
- 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:27,356 [music ends]
- 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,738 You do know those pictures don't help with the nepotism charges.
- 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,698 They said the same shit when your father appointed me
- 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,492 US Attorney of the Southern District of New York 30 years ago.
- 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,746 Do you think anybody's questioning my credentials now?
- 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,663 How you holding up?
- 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:47,626 Great. Why? Did something incredibly embarrassing happen recently?
- 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,085 At least they called you hunky.
- 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,547 [scoffs] I'm not sure that qualifies as a silver lining.
- 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,507 Look, you'll take it a third time. You'll pass it.
- 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,092 This will all be ancient history.
- 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:59,054 I can still recite the editorials about my high school report card.
- 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,181 I can assure you it won't be.
- 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,390 And by the way, I'm well aware
- 00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,643 that this is the least compelling sob story in the world.
- 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:08,938 You cannot let the people around you narrate your successes and your setbacks.
- 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,817 At a certain point you have to decide how you want to feel about them.
- 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,615 {\an8}[camera shutter clicking]
- 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,909 Her assistant's picking that up at 3:00, so just double-check
- 00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:21,993 and make sure it's good to go.
- 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,203 It's ready. I got it.
- 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,914 Uh, and did that jacket come back from the tailor yet?
- 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,541 - [Grace] Y-Yeah. - Hey, Tanya.
- 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:33,589 Um, do you happen to know if there are any extra tickets to that Amazon fundraiser?
- 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,094 [smacks lips] Don't confuse his little pat on the back earlier
- 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:41,013 for your status at this company.
- 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,225 You're a saleswoman, Carolyn. That's it.
- 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,398 Strong candidate for an exorcism.
- 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,232 Whatever, I'm still going.
- 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,984 Really? What if she sees you?
- 00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,987 If she wants to try and sideline me, have at it.
- 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:05,371 Fellas, the hyenas have set up camp, so don't forget to suck in.
- 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,582 [shutters clicking]
- 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,834 Let's go easy on John, all right?
- 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,753 Can't have America finding out their favorite son has butterfingers.
- 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,171 Eat my ass, Colin.
- 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:17,215 Hey, I'd love to go where only Madonna's gone before.
- 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,509 - [friend 1] Oh! - [all laughing]
- 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,970 Hey, hey, we have an odd number.
- 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,012 Then I'll be designated QB.
- 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,723 Oh, so both teams can suck?
- 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,266 - [blows raspberry] - [all laughing]
- 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,851 [friend 2] Talk some shit out of the gate. Let's go.
- 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,686 - [camera shutters clicking] - [friend 3] All right, let's go.
- 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:30,771 Hey, hang on a sec.
- 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,193 Hey, Troy. I thought I burned you in Columbus Circle.
- 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,236 I'm like white on rice, Johnny.
- 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,822 Prove it. We're down a man.
- 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:45,410 [all chattering]
- 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,579 Hey, Murph, throw me the fucking ball, okay?
- 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,457 [all chattering, shouting]
- 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,127 [all exclaiming]
- 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:58,631 [laughs]
- 00:20:58,632 --> 00:20:59,884 Up the side, up the side.
- 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:03,429 [all chattering]
- 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,310 [laughing, chattering]
- 00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:16,400 Watch Happy Feet right here.
- 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:24,950 [cheering]
- 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:34,502 - [person 1] Probably not. [giggles] - [person 2] Of course not. [giggles]
- 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:37,879 Mom…
- 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,465 - Hi. Sorry I'm late. - [John's mother] Ah.
- 00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,677 - Where are you coming from? - Well, I had a touch football game.
- 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,179 [scoffs] At least make something up.
- 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,724 - [John chuckles] - Hats off at the table, please.
- 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,189 Is your salmon cold?
- 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,651 - Oh, you didn't have to wait for me. - We didn't. It's just cold.
- 00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:07,492 - Thank you, Eugie. - Of course.
- 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:10,912 So is everyone planning on attending Teddy Jr.'s wedding this weekend?
- 00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,705 I have to work, unfortunately.
- 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,583 - I'll be there. - Really?
- 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,711 Can you imagine if I said no? Uncle Teddy would probably dispatch the Navy SEALs.
- 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,799 - [John chuckles] - Well, you two can be each other's date.
- 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,592 How do you know I'm not bringing someone already?
- 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,427 [John's mother] Well, the wedding's in four days.
- 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:30,890 You cannot just spring your flavor of the month on them last minute.
- 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,518 He's trying to get a rise out of you. Please don't take the bait.
- 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,187 Well, maybe I should just become celibate and join the priesthood.
- 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:41,192 <i>People</i> magazine's "Sexiest Priest Alive" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
- 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,696 [chuckles] Thank you, Eugie.
- 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:45,989 I see you're eating meat again.
- 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,782 [John] Well, I never swore off meat, Mother.
- 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,909 I was experimenting with a vegetarian diet
- 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:52,328 because Daryl made a very valid case for it.
- 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:55,040 Well, either way, it wasn't sustainable.
- 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,251 My relationship or my diet?
- 00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,421 You know, maybe if she'd been made to feel a bit more welcome--
- 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,172 - Sweetheart-- - And despite your impressions,
- 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,216 Daryl actually does care what you think of her.
- 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,261 Of course she does. She's an actress. She cares what everyone thinks of her.
- 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:11,472 What decade are you living in? She's an artist, Mom.
- 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:15,810 Oh, yes, I saw that recently she played a 50-foot giant. [giggles]
- 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,396 Maybe she'll invite you to the Oscars.
- 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,773 Why don't you just save us all a lot of time
- 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:23,234 and tell me exactly who you'd like me to bring home to you,
- 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,029 'cause I guarantee inevitably you'll find something wrong with them too.
- 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,114 - There are lots of girls. - Yeah, like who?
- 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:32,744 You act as if I'm the only thing standing between you and happily ever after.
- 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,079 Yeah, well, she's back in LA now, so…
- 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,831 Bed-hopping with rock stars.
- 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,082 - Mom. - [John scoffs]
- 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,792 I love how you pose these questions
- 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,961 like you don't obsessively monitor my personal life.
- 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,212 Apple doesn't fall far.
- 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:46,049 Hey, I read the shit that gets thrown in my face, all right?
- 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,760 Not everyone's awarded the same privacy.
- 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,638 Well, that's one way of looking at it.
- 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:53,515 Meaning what, Ed?
- 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:59,437 Would you prefer that I not be invested in my child's personal life?
- 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,315 Well, you never seem to harangue Caroline for her life's choices.
- 00:24:02,316 --> 00:24:04,859 [scoffs] I think all of my psychiatrists would argue otherwise.
- 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:05,944 [chuckles]
- 00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,404 Your sister is settled down with children.
- 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:12,492 Her personal life isn't chronicled in every tabloid in the country
- 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,744 like it's an episode of <i>Santa Barbara</i>.
- 00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:18,082 Yeah, this coming from a woman whose second marriage was condemned by the Pope.
- 00:24:22,252 --> 00:24:23,253 [John's mother sighs]
- 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:28,425 I worked too hard to watch you be…
- 00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:34,722 sucked into this pervasive narrative of entitlement and recklessness
- 00:24:34,723 --> 00:24:38,268 that's plagued every other member of this family.
- 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,826 [on TV] <i>Good evening. Dan Rather reporting.</i>
- 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,953 <i>Former Massachusetts Senator, Paul Tsongas,</i>
- 00:24:56,954 --> 00:25:00,999 <i>announced his decision today, again, at a news conference in Boston.</i>
- 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,002 <i>Tsongas said he will not reenter the race</i>
- 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,796 <i>for the Democratic presidential nomination.</i>
- 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:09,215 <i>One thing everybody's talking about this election year</i>
- 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,301 <i>is the lack of affordable health care.</i>
- 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:15,096 <i>CBS News health correspondent, Edie Magnus, is here to tell us</i>
- 00:25:15,097 --> 00:25:19,434 <i>it's a make-or-break issue now for people who thought they'd never have to worry.</i>
- 00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:21,019 [John] Contrary to what you might think,
- 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,398 I don't relish in being a constant source of anxiety for you.
- 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,443 I mean, I'm 31 years old.
- 00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:30,738 You're my son.
- 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:38,078 You're going to be a constant source of anxiety for me no matter what you do.
- 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,708 I just want you to find your way.
- 00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,341 [people chattering]
- 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,553 [paparazzo 1] There he is. It's him.
- 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,765 [paparazzi clamoring]
- 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:05,230 [camera shutters clicking]
- 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:08,357 [paparazzo 2] Right here, John! Perfect! Gorgeous!
- 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:10,360 [♪ "Blood of Eden" playing]
- 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,418 [assistant] Mr. Kennedy. Mr. Kennedy.
- 00:26:30,756 --> 00:26:33,383 <i>♪ I caught sight of my reflection ♪</i>
- 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:36,220 <i>♪ I caught it in the window ♪</i>
- 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,555 <i>♪ I saw the darkness in my heart ♪</i>
- 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:40,807 [paparazzo 3] Mr. Kennedy.
- 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,559 [paparazzo 4] Lovely, thank you.
- 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:46,605 <i>♪ I saw the signs of my undoing ♪</i>
- 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,319 <i>♪ They had been there from the start ♪</i>
- 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:59,118 <i>♪ And the darkness still has work to do ♪</i>
- 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:07,083 <i>♪ The knotted chord's untying ♪</i>
- 00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:09,836 <i>♪ The heated and the holy ♪</i>
- 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:12,339 <i>♪ Oh, they're sitting there on high ♪</i>
- 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:17,469 <i>♪ So secure With everything they're buying ♪</i>
- 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,472 <i>♪ In the blood of Eden ♪</i>
- 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,934 <i>♪ Lie the woman and the man</i>… ♪
- 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,185 Hi.
- 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:29,605 Hey. Look at you. Did you make it in all right?
- 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:32,733 I had to give the guy 50 bucks. He had no clue who you were.
- 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:33,818 What?
- 00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,403 - Your face just now. - I'm kidding.
- 00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:36,989 Is this for the resort collection?
- 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:40,366 [friend 1] What, are the tiger stripes too much?
- 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:43,327 [friend 2] Well, it's clear we overshot homage and crash-landed in caricature.
- 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,705 What are you doing back here?
- 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:49,375 Oh, I-I forgot the feathered hat at the office so she brought it.
- 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:50,377 [Carolyn chuckles]
- 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:57,509 Come have drinks with us.
- 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,680 I had this idea last night. You've been to Nell's?
- 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,056 No, I've been dying to go.
- 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:07,101 It's this fun little place downtown. It's really kind of terrific.
- 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:12,481 And I got in at 1:30 in the morning from Washington, and Kelly called me.
- 00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:14,859 She said, "A bunch of us are having a little fun downtown.
- 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,611 Why don't you come and join us?"
- 00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:19,405 - So, I went and met up with them… - Mm-hmm.
- 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,656 …and we were up most of the night.
- 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:24,243 And so on occasion, after 40, you can still have fun.
- 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,245 [Carolyn giggles]
- 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,877 You know, you're gonna thank me for this.
- 00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:37,883 [♪ "This Woman's Work" playing]
- 00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:41,761 [John] Oh, really?
- 00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:44,680 - Yeah? Oh. - Oh, we would love to have you for dinner.
- 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:46,515 - Oh-- - Sorry to interrupt.
- 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:51,355 John, this is Carolyn Bessette. She's our VIP Whisperer at the company.
- 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,316 Carolyn, this is John Kennedy.
- 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:02,239 VIP Whisperer, that's quite the moniker. What does that entail exactly?
- 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,826 Oh, it's a real high-wire act. There's a cape involved.
- 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:08,412 Oh, she's underselling herself, which is ironic
- 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:12,583 because Carolyn is responsible for millions of dollars in sales.
- 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,462 I don't doubt it. I like your dress, by the way.
- 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:18,923 - Thank you. - You can't help yourself, can you?
- 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:21,676 - So I'm a bad boy. What are you gonna do? - I'm so sorry.
- 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,470 I need to steal you for a minute.
- 00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:27,598 Do you want to grab a drink?
- 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,016 Oh, technically I'm working.
- 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,851 - Well, isn't everyone here? - [chuckles]
- 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:34,438 Wow, quite the shrewd observation coming from the belle of the ball.
- 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,107 The belle of the ball?
- 00:29:36,108 --> 00:29:37,566 I know, like, five people here.
- 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:41,238 Well, you wouldn't know that from the way everyone's staring at you.
- 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:44,074 - Oh, I think they're all staring at you. - [exhales sharply]
- 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:47,034 You just keep that in your back pocket,
- 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:48,661 - don't you? - [chuckles]
- 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:50,746 I'm sure there's lots of people waiting to talk to you.
- 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,708 Oh, exactly, so you can't abandon me.
- 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:57,962 [stutters] Whenever my mom is at a party or out to dinner,
- 00:29:57,963 --> 00:30:00,549 she always locks eyes intensely with whoever she's talking to
- 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,802 because she says that even the appearance of a recess in conversation
- 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,929 will invite interlopers.
- 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:10,350 Well, then you better keep appearing to look interested.
- 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:14,103 - Oh, fuck. - What?
- 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:17,148 Nothing. Just my boss giving me the death stare.
- 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,108 - Who? Calvin? - No. Lesser boss.
- 00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:21,027 Uh, I've really gotta go.
- 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:22,278 Oh, please take me with you.
- 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,863 I'm not sure that's such a good look.
- 00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:26,491 Ducking out of a charity event or going home with you?
- 00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:29,578 It's nice meeting you, John.
- 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:33,749 - You think I can get your number? - I don't give my number out to strangers.
- 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:37,376 I just met you. You could be a serial killer for all I know.
- 00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:40,130 Oh, come on. That'd be way too much of a commitment.
- 00:30:41,214 --> 00:30:43,884 How about I give you my number? That way the ball's in your court.
- 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,469 I don't want to get your hopes up.
- 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:49,890 Oh, please, I'm not above begging in front of all of my closest friends.
- 00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:52,809 You know where I work.
- 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:56,188 Try reception.
- 00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:05,112 [♪ "Free Your Mind" playing]
- 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,324 [people chattering]
- 00:31:09,076 --> 00:31:13,537 Is he dreamy in like an off-putting, Manchurian-candidate kind of way,
- 00:31:13,538 --> 00:31:17,666 or like a "I can't help but emanate sex, it's in my perfect DNA"?
- 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:19,126 Okay, what if he does reach out?
- 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:22,047 You know he won't. He was just bored…
- 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:24,924 and innately flirtatious.
- 00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,093 Sexy Doorman just arrived.
- 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,305 [friend 1] Ooh.
- 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:34,017 Can we please stop calling him that?
- 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,771 Hmm. Sexy Bellhop? [chuckles]
- 00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,689 He's-he's actually an aspiring model.
- 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:43,150 - [friend 2] That's actually so much worse. - [friend 1] Oh. Okay. Sure.
- 00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:44,985 That being said, as an agent,
- 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:48,114 I'd happily advance his career if he'd advance my orgasm.
- 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:51,659 Maybe if you unchained him from his futon once in a while
- 00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:54,995 and let us hang out with him, we might start to like Sexy Doorman.
- 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:58,333 I'm not ashamed of him. He's great. We just… We don't have that much in common.
- 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,753 Oh. Thank you.
- 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,676 [♪ "We Got A Love Thang" playing]
- 00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,720 <i>♪ Whoo Look what we got ♪</i>
- 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:23,567 <i>♪ We got a, we got a love We got a, we got a love ♪</i>
- 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:33,410 What the hell was that?
- 00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:35,620 What? I was just saying bye.
- 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,539 Do you know that I came down here to see you,
- 00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,958 and I waited in line for, like, an hour and now you're leaving?
- 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,086 I would have come and gotten you if I knew you were out here.
- 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:45,462 That's not really the point.
- 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,756 It looked like you were having a perfectly good time in there.
- 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:50,009 See, this is where I'm getting a little confused.
- 00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:52,428 When we're in public, you act like I don't exist,
- 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:55,639 but then when we're alone, you're suddenly about it, so it's just--
- 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,142 Michael, this is exactly why I don't want a boyfriend, okay?
- 00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:02,021 I'm-I'm accountable for people all day, every day at work,
- 00:33:02,022 --> 00:33:04,398 and when I leave, I-I just wanna do whatever the fuck I want
- 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:07,444 - whenever the fuck I want to. - And whoever the fuck you want.
- 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:11,447 Look, I'm not trying to hurt your feelings. I just…
- 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:13,240 If you can't keep this, like, cool and casual,
- 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,285 I think we should just go back to being friends.
- 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:22,750 [♪ "Heaven Or Las Vegas" playing]
- 00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:25,670 - You're just gonna leave me here? - I guess that's kinda up to you.
- 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:40,267 <i>♪ Singing on the famous street ♪</i>
- 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:45,148 <i>♪ I want to love a boy That won't love me ♪</i>
- 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:51,195 - <i>♪ Am I just in heaven or Las Vegas ♪</i> - <i>♪ Heaven or Las Vegas ♪</i>
- 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:55,325 <i>♪ That's why it is more brighter Than the sun is to me ♪</i>
- 00:33:56,701 --> 00:34:02,206 - <i>♪ Reaching this itch in my soul ♪</i> - <i>♪ Heaven or Las Vegas ♪</i>
- 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:05,961 <i>♪ That's like any old playing card ♪</i>
- 00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:12,217 <i>♪ It must be why I'm thinking of Las Vegas ♪</i>
- 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:21,685 Calvin Klein. Yeah. Yeah. Okay--
- 00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,479 [John] Hi. I'm here to see Carolyn Bessette.
- 00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:28,984 If-If you could just point me in her general direction.
- 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:34,030 Thank you.
- 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:41,162 - [employee 1] Hi there. - Hi.
- 00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:47,043 - [employee 2] Hey. - Hi.
- 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:50,797 Hi.
- 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:59,305 - Hi, what a terrific surprise to s-- - Thank you.
- 00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:00,307 [Tanya] Oh.
- 00:35:05,562 --> 00:35:07,188 [door opens]
- 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,569 [Carolyn] And then it happens again, and then they say--
- 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:14,571 [Grace clears throat]
- 00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:20,994 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:35:21,786 --> 00:35:23,163 Sorry, is this a bad time?
- 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:25,290 No.
- 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:29,127 No. Uh, I was just, um…
- 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:36,259 What's up?
- 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:39,304 I need a new suit.
- 00:35:42,849 --> 00:35:44,017 [chuckles]
- 00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:46,353 [♪ "Total Control" playing]
- 00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:50,774 Put your arms up for me.
- 00:35:53,193 --> 00:35:54,319 [John] You're the tailor too?
- 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,405 He's on his lunch break.
- 00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:01,284 Typically our clients make appointments.
- 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,453 I'm a 33 waist. I know that.
- 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:07,791 You're 32.
- 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:14,922 Chin, up.
- 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:17,257 Geez. Your tailor this bossy?
- 00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:20,261 <i>♪ Maybe never with you ♪</i>
- 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,474 <i>♪ Over you ♪</i>
- 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:30,188 <i>♪ Total control over you ♪</i>
- 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,400 It'll be ready in a week.
- 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,069 <i>♪ Over you</i>… ♪
- 00:36:37,487 --> 00:36:38,738 Is there anything else?
- 00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,157 - How about some ties? - [chuckles]
- 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:45,828 What, you're gonna deny my business? What kind of VIP Whisperer are you?
- 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:46,912 A busy one.
- 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:49,456 You're right. I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you?
- 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:50,875 By swiping your credit card.
- 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:52,794 Or…
- 00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:55,839 you could let me take you to dinner.
- 00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:01,553 [♪ "It Ain't Over 'til It's Over" playing]
- 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:14,565 <i>♪ So much time wasted ♪</i>
- 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,942 [employees exclaiming, chattering]
- 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,903 <i>♪ Playing games with love ♪</i>
- 00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:22,197 - Oh, my God! - [Grace chuckling] What was that?
- 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:24,658 <i>♪ So many tears I've cried ♪</i>
- 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:27,536 <i>♪ So much pain inside ♪</i>
- 00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:29,538 <i>♪ But baby, it ain't over</i>… ♪
- 00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:30,540 What's going on?
- 00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:33,752 JFK Jr. was just here.
- 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:38,005 What? No one tells me?
- 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:39,631 Oh, no, he came to see Carolyn.
- 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:44,596 <i>♪ But baby it ain't over 'til it's over ♪</i>
- 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:51,477 <i>♪ So many years we've tried To keep our love alive ♪</i>
- 00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:56,733 <i>♪ But baby it ain't over 'til it's over ♪</i>
- 00:37:57,275 --> 00:38:03,363 <i>♪ So many years we've tried To keep our love alive ♪</i>
- 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:07,994 <i>♪ 'Cause baby It ain't over 'til it's over ♪</i>
- 00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:12,081 Are you sure I can't start you off with anything while you wait?
- 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,502 [Carolyn] No, no, thank you, though.
- 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,650 [John] Carolyn. Carolyn, wait.
- 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,653 Please, Carolyn, wait. Don't leave.
- 00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:44,989 Please, don't leave.
- 00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:48,034 Please.
- 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,623 You didn't think, maybe, call the restaurant?
- 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,500 - I was waiting for 20 minutes. - I know. I'm sorry.
- 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,503 Listen, please let me buy you dinner.
- 00:38:59,087 --> 00:39:03,091 I mean, if I'm not worth waiting for, the food is. Please.
- 00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:19,107 This your go-to date spot?
- 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:22,777 Yeah. I'm a sucker for a laminated menu.
- 00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:25,655 That's why you chose it?
- 00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:29,325 The menus.
- 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:36,624 It's okay. I'm not exactly eager to incur the wrath of every woman in America.
- 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:38,834 Well, it's not just that.
- 00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:40,295 It's gay men too.
- 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,677 [scoffs, chuckles]
- 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:52,389 You went a little rogue with the order, but I was pleasantly surprised.
- 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,058 Well, I went backpacking through India after I graduated,
- 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:58,812 and I learned very quickly that ordering chicken tikka masala
- 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:00,648 is a surefire way to get made fun of.
- 00:40:01,149 --> 00:40:02,358 - You backpacked? - Yeah.
- 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,152 - [scoffs, chuckles] - What?
- 00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:06,696 Uh, nothing. I'm just…
- 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,949 I'm curious to know what your definition of backpacking is.
- 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:12,035 Same thing as yours.
- 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,788 What, did you think I was shuttled around on a motorcade?
- 00:40:16,789 --> 00:40:17,832 Kinda, yeah.
- 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:22,337 Why India?
- 00:40:23,379 --> 00:40:26,673 Well, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life after I graduated,
- 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,717 and, uh, my mom always says
- 00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:31,011 that India's the most beautiful place she'd ever visited,
- 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:34,599 so I decided to, uh, take some time off, go explore the world.
- 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:37,768 God, I realize this story sounds--
- 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:40,063 - Super relatable. [chuckles] - [chuckles]
- 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:44,524 In your defense, I'm sure most of your dates swoon over that India story.
- 00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:46,526 I wasn't trying to impress you.
- 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:49,030 No, you made that very clear when you showed up 30 minutes late.
- 00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:51,823 Oh, my God. I'm sweating. Have you noticed?
- 00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:53,117 It's not because of the food.
- 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,119 [chuckles]
- 00:40:57,622 --> 00:41:00,791 You know, sometimes I find myself trying so hard
- 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,751 to put other people at ease that I--
- 00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:03,878 You have nothing to prove.
- 00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:12,719 What do you think you'd be doing with your life if you weren't who you are?
- 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:15,556 I probably wouldn't be working at the DA's office.
- 00:41:16,099 --> 00:41:17,766 I don't know if you've seen the news recently,
- 00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:20,019 but I'm not exactly a legal wunderkind.
- 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,146 Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
- 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:25,024 - It's okay. - No, it's not.
- 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:29,111 Publishing your exam results for other people's entertainment
- 00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:31,446 is cheap and pathetic.
- 00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:35,701 Yeah, it just kind of feels like I have this sign hung over my head that says,
- 00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:38,954 "The Hunk Flunks," and that's all that people see when they look at me.
- 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:41,873 Yeah, but everyone feels like they have a sign over their head.
- 00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:43,251 Oh, yeah? What's yours say?
- 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,171 [both chuckle]
- 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:50,382 I'm not gonna disclose my sign on a first date.
- 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:51,384 [John] Mmm.
- 00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:53,802 What would you be doing?
- 00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:56,221 Am I gonna be leading the conversation at any point?
- 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:57,849 I'm not the one being vetted here.
- 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:04,855 I guess, uh, when I think of where it was I was happiest
- 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:07,692 is probably on stage.
- 00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:11,153 Like acting?
- 00:42:11,154 --> 00:42:14,448 Yeah, I did a lot of theater in high school and college, and I loved it.
- 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:18,077 Something about being a character, being up on stage.
- 00:42:18,745 --> 00:42:21,580 I felt like I could do whatever I wanted, and no one could judge me.
- 00:42:21,581 --> 00:42:22,914 Why didn't you pursue it?
- 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:25,710 I did, actually… sort of.
- 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:29,422 I was in a play here after college called <i>The Lovers</i>.
- 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:34,342 And my mom was so scared that she banned any critics from attending,
- 00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:37,096 so needless to say, we had a very limited run.
- 00:42:38,806 --> 00:42:40,932 - Did she like it at least? - She never came.
- 00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:43,143 - Oh… - Not because she didn't want to,
- 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:45,187 just because it would have created this whole circus,
- 00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:47,523 and that's exactly what she didn't want to have happen.
- 00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:54,447 How old were you when you realized you were the son of a president?
- 00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:59,952 I don't think anyone's ever asked me that before.
- 00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:04,415 I don't know, really.
- 00:43:05,374 --> 00:43:06,458 To be honest,
- 00:43:06,459 --> 00:43:09,961 I think I've been inundated with so many images and stories of my childhood
- 00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:13,673 that, uh, I can't really differentiate from what I remember
- 00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:15,259 and what I've just been exposed to.
- 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,721 That's sad.
- 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,226 [clicks tongue]
- 00:43:24,227 --> 00:43:25,228 What about your parents?
- 00:43:26,354 --> 00:43:29,398 Uh, my mom and stepdad are in Greenwich.
- 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:33,945 She's a schoolteacher. He's a doctor.
- 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:38,281 I actually introduced them 20 years ago when I was his patient,
- 00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:40,034 - and I love to lord that over them. - Mmm.
- 00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:41,869 What about your dad?
- 00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,330 Um, he's in White Plains.
- 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,457 Is he remarried?
- 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:51,212 Nope.
- 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:54,089 I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to--
- 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:57,176 No, no, no. It's just… It's not a very interesting story.
- 00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:03,724 How did you find your way to Calvin Klein?
- 00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:06,477 Um…
- 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:10,982 I always wanted to make a difference in the world.
- 00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:14,484 No, I was working at the mall. In Boston.
- 00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:17,779 - At a Calvin Klein? Okay, hey. - At a Calvin Klein, yeah.
- 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:20,824 And one day this exec from corporate came in,
- 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,367 and I had no idea they were there.
- 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:24,744 And there was this older female customer
- 00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:27,831 screaming, crying, melting down in the dressing room, wouldn't come out,
- 00:44:27,832 --> 00:44:30,667 so I just sort of sat down on the floor and talked her down.
- 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,502 Anyways, the exec saw the whole thing,
- 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:35,755 said, "If you can handle that, you can handle anything."
- 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:38,509 And they brought me out for an interview in New York.
- 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,469 I remember in the waiting room,
- 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:45,140 there were all these sort of, like, polished Upper East Side girls.
- 00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:47,475 And I said to the HR person,
- 00:44:47,476 --> 00:44:49,144 "Look, these girls might have a pedigree,
- 00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:52,523 but I don't have a plan B or a trust fund to fall back on…"
- 00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:57,069 Sorry. And no offense.
- 00:44:59,822 --> 00:45:01,782 You know, "I have-- I have to make this work."
- 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,746 And they offered me the job right then and there.
- 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:12,168 I can see why Calvin sings your praises.
- 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,478 Shit. Somebody stole my bike.
- 00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:33,104 Well, was it locked?
- 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:34,106 Uh, no.
- 00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:36,692 [laughing]
- 00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:39,070 I'm sor…
- 00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:42,405 I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh.
- 00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,533 It's just, what did you think was gonna happen?
- 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:48,787 - That civility would prevail? - In New York City? Don't you live here?
- 00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:50,164 Now I gotta buy another one.
- 00:45:51,791 --> 00:45:53,042 How many bikes have you lost?
- 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,794 - Ballpark? - [lighter clicks]
- 00:45:55,795 --> 00:45:57,838 - [Carolyn] Do you want a cigarette? - No, thanks.
- 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,049 I've already had my one for the day.
- 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:04,512 One? [chuckles] You have one cigarette a day?
- 00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:09,058 Not all the time, but if I do, I try to limit it to one.
- 00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:10,893 It's a…
- 00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:13,311 discipline thing.
- 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:14,313 [Carolyn] Mmm.
- 00:46:15,398 --> 00:46:18,442 Gotcha. So you have discipline when it comes to tobacco, just…
- 00:46:19,485 --> 00:46:21,152 not other people's time?
- 00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:22,613 - I said I was sorry. - Yeah.
- 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:27,742 You said it like you were expecting forgiveness, not asking for it.
- 00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:28,786 [John scoffs]
- 00:46:34,542 --> 00:46:35,793 [Carolyn] This is me.
- 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:38,838 Thought I had more time.
- 00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:43,968 More time for what?
- 00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:12,788 Can I see you again?
- 00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:17,793 I had a nice time tonight.
- 00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:22,131 So is that a yes?
- 00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:24,800 Night, John.
- 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:57,500 She's unlike anyone I've ever met. She's totally got my number.
- 00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,334 Did you sleep with her?
- 00:47:59,335 --> 00:48:00,752 - No. - Oh.
- 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:04,672 No, she barely even let me take her out to dinner. I had to buy a suit.
- 00:48:04,673 --> 00:48:05,924 [chuckles]
- 00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:08,134 I've never seen you have to woo someone before.
- 00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:11,471 This is like watching, uh, an animal dance.
- 00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:14,600 All I want to do is call her, but I don't want to come on too strong.
- 00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:17,603 What?
- 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:20,063 You're in your head.
- 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:21,356 [chuckles]
- 00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:25,777 Ladies and gentlemen, the uncrowned prince is beside himself.
- 00:48:25,778 --> 00:48:27,947 - Shut up, Anthony. - [chuckles]
- 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:30,449 - Does she know about the bike? - No.
- 00:48:35,371 --> 00:48:37,790 [♪ "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover" playing]
- 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:58,101 <i>♪ Give you everything you need To live inside a twisted cage ♪</i>
- 00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:01,063 <i>♪ Sleep beside an empty rage</i>… ♪
- 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:03,399 What are you doing here?
- 00:49:06,861 --> 00:49:08,362 Missed you. [chuckles]
- 00:49:14,034 --> 00:49:17,037 I shouldn't have gone back to California. You were right.
- 00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:47,150 You'd think after 40 years of attending these family functions,
- 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:49,320 I'd be unflappable, but no.
- 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:56,869 I still somehow revert back to that same old 22-year-old doe-eyed debutante.
- 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:01,790 Have you heard from your brother? He cannot be late.
- 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,792 Last I heard he was coming, but…
- 00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:07,420 Andrew, do you know if John arranged for a car service?
- 00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:10,590 Yes, ma'am. He and Ms. Hannah scheduled one for this afternoon.
- 00:50:10,591 --> 00:50:11,759 What did you…
- 00:50:13,177 --> 00:50:14,761 Did you know about this?
- 00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:17,722 I'm not your intelligence agent, Mother. John and I keep our own confidences.
- 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,807 Turn the car around, please, Andrew.
- 00:50:19,808 --> 00:50:20,809 What? Are you serious?
- 00:50:21,685 --> 00:50:24,896 I'm not going to smile and make small talk with the two of them
- 00:50:24,897 --> 00:50:27,607 like this prolonged saga shouldn't have ended years ago.
- 00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:29,526 So your solution is to boycott?
- 00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:30,528 [sighs]
- 00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,323 Consider my hands washed.
- 00:50:40,996 --> 00:50:43,123 [alarm clock ringing]
- 00:50:47,795 --> 00:50:49,505 [elevator dings]
- 00:50:57,721 --> 00:50:59,473 - [mouthing words] - How'd it go?
- 00:51:04,687 --> 00:51:06,437 [executive] I think Cindy's our best bet.
- 00:51:06,438 --> 00:51:08,273 To me, she's the quintessential supermodel.
- 00:51:08,274 --> 00:51:12,318 I agree. Girl-next-door, prom queen, all rolled into one.
- 00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:13,821 [door opens]
- 00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:21,911 Sorry, I don't… I don't mean to interrupt.
- 00:51:21,912 --> 00:51:25,665 No, you're fine. We were just talking about the new campaign.
- 00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:28,168 What do you think of Cindy Crawford?
- 00:51:34,633 --> 00:51:37,844 - Are these the girls you passed on? - Yeah, that's the dumping ground.
- 00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:39,096 [scoffs]
- 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:54,987 [Carolyn] What about Kate Moss?
- 00:51:57,781 --> 00:52:00,575 Well, she's cute, but no one knows who she is.
- 00:52:00,576 --> 00:52:02,994 Exactly. She's almost unknowable.
- 00:52:02,995 --> 00:52:04,370 She's guarded, elusive.
- 00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:08,500 She's not trying to sell you anything or ham it up for the camera. She's…
- 00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:11,211 She's just letting you in.
- 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:15,174 Just enough 'cause she knows better than to give it all away.
- 00:52:23,390 --> 00:52:25,141 Well, let's bring her in.
- 00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:27,811 And, Carolyn, I want you there when we do.
- 00:52:31,190 --> 00:52:34,067 [kids chattering]
- 00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:35,234 [Caroline] Well done.
- 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,528 [kid] We turned the world upside down.
- 00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:40,365 [John chuckles] Yeah? How did we do that? Yeah.
- 00:52:40,366 --> 00:52:42,618 - [Caroline] Give him a stick? Yeah. - [John] Yeah?
- 00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:44,745 Round and round.
- 00:52:50,209 --> 00:52:51,377 <i>She wants to marry me.</i>
- 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:53,378 I'm sure she does.
- 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,296 You know, you only make things more difficult for me
- 00:52:55,297 --> 00:52:56,715 when you pull stunts like that.
- 00:52:57,966 --> 00:53:02,095 [scoffs] Of the long list of issues plaguing your relationship,
- 00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:05,683 I'd say my stunts reside somewhere near the very bottom.
- 00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:13,023 [clicks tongue] I've been thinking about what you asked me the other night.
- 00:53:14,149 --> 00:53:15,984 About who it is I see you with.
- 00:53:18,070 --> 00:53:20,322 I know you think I'm overbearing,
- 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:24,826 but only one of us knows what it's like to marry into this family.
- 00:53:24,827 --> 00:53:29,163 To have to be perfect in order to offset your partner's imperfections--
- 00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:33,127 imperfections that you, more than anyone, bear the brunt of.
- 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:35,587 [sighs]
- 00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:41,050 You think that if you find someone who's already in the public eye
- 00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:44,595 that you'll be better equipped to withstand the scrutiny,
- 00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:48,558 but there isn't enough exposure in the world
- 00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:51,353 to prepare a woman to be your wife.
- 00:53:52,354 --> 00:53:55,481 Plus, anyone who's already made a name for themselves
- 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:59,235 will invariably resent trading it for yours,
- 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,780 no matter how pretty it looks on their letterhead.
- 00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:08,286 She'll be under the illusion that she's entering into a partnership
- 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:13,125 when, in reality, she'll be orbiting you just like everybody else.
- 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:19,006 <i>Routinely made to feel like an obstacle or a stepping stone.</i>
- 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:22,134 See, you have a gift, John.
- 00:54:23,302 --> 00:54:25,678 One that can't be taught or bequeathed,
- 00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:31,810 one that allows you to alter the composition of any room you walk into.
- 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:37,858 <i>Now, you don't want someone who's looking to share in that power.</i>
- 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:42,112 <i>You want someone to help you wield it.</i>
- 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:47,951 Someone who doesn't feel beholden to you for choosing them.
- 00:54:49,495 --> 00:54:53,040 Someone who loves you in spite of your last name.
- 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:59,755 <i>Now, I don't know who that person is…</i>
- 00:55:02,966 --> 00:55:04,551 but I know who it isn't.
- 00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:23,362 {\an8}[♪ "Set Adrift on Memory Bliss" playing]
- 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:30,327 <i>♪ Set adrift on memory bliss of you ♪</i>
- 00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:44,466 <i>♪ Baby you send me ♪</i>
- 00:55:47,970 --> 00:55:49,346 <i>♪ Baby you send me ♪</i>
- 00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:53,307 <i>♪ Set adrift on memory bliss of you ♪</i>
- 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:55,685 <i>♪ The camera pans the cocktail glass ♪</i>
- 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:58,145 <i>♪ Behind a blind of plastic plants ♪</i>
- 00:55:58,146 --> 00:56:00,314 <i>♪ I found the lady With the fat diamond ring ♪</i>
- 00:56:00,315 --> 00:56:02,775 <i>♪ Then you know I can't remember a damn thing ♪</i>
- 00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:05,236 <i>♪ I think it's one of those Déjà vu things ♪</i>
- 00:56:05,237 --> 00:56:07,405 <i>♪ Or a dream that's trying To tell me something ♪</i>
- 00:56:07,406 --> 00:56:09,699 <i>♪ Or will I ever stop thinking about it ♪</i>
- 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,493 <i>♪ I don't know I doubt it ♪</i>
- 00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:14,496 <i>♪ Subterranean by design ♪</i>
- 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,872 <i>♪ I wonder what I would find ♪</i>
- 00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:19,458 <i>♪ If I met you I let my eyes caress you ♪</i>
- 00:56:19,459 --> 00:56:21,544 <i>♪ Until I meet the thought Of Mrs. Princess Who ♪</i>
- 00:56:21,545 --> 00:56:23,879 <i>♪ I often wonder what makes her work ♪</i>
- 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,632 <i>♪ I guess I'll leave That question to the experts ♪</i>
- 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,843 <i>♪ Assuming that there are some out there ♪</i>
- 00:56:28,844 --> 00:56:31,096 <i>♪ They're probably alone, solitaire ♪</i>
- 00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:33,222 <i>♪ I can remember when ♪</i>
- 00:56:33,223 --> 00:56:35,683 <i>♪ I caught up with A past-time intimate friend ♪</i>
- 00:56:35,684 --> 00:56:38,352 <i>♪ She said bet you're probably Gonna say I look lovely ♪</i>
- 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,813 <i>♪ But you probably Don't think nothing of me ♪</i>
- 00:56:40,814 --> 00:56:43,232 <i>♪ She was right, though I can't lie ♪</i>
- 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:45,401 <i>♪ She's just one of those corners In my mind ♪</i>
- 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,737 <i>♪ And I just put her Right back with the rest ♪</i>
- 00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:50,072 <i>♪ That's the way it goes, I guess ♪</i>
- 00:56:50,073 --> 00:56:51,575 <i>♪ Baby you send me ♪</i>
- 00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:54,703 <i>♪ Baby you send me ♪</i>