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После возвращения из свадебного путешествия Джона и Кэролин встречает толпа папарацци, ожидающая первых кадров четы Кеннеди. Джон, привыкший к публичности с детства, пытается уладить ситуацию, предлагая фотографам несколько снимков в надежде, что те оставят их в покое. Но внимание только усиливается: папарацци дежурят у их дома круглосуточно, а таблоиды начинают публиковать слухи и выдуманные истории о Кэролин. Кэролин пытается устроиться на работу в Ralph Lauren, но собеседование срывается, когда здание окружают фотографы. Она понимает, что её присутствие будет привлекать нежелательное внимание к любому работодателю. В отчаянии она открывается сестре Лорен, признаваясь, что чувствует себя парализованной страхом сделать неверный шаг. Лорен объясняет: счастливая пара не продаёт газеты, и в этой истории Кэролин неизбежно отведена роль «антагониста». Напряжение нарастает и в семье Кеннеди. Во время ужина, организованного Кэролайн Кеннеди, возникает конфликт по поводу документального проекта об отце Джона. Кэролайн упрекает брата в том, как он взаимодействует с прессой, указывая, что его поведение напрямую влияет на Кэролин. Одновременно Джон сталкивается с трудностями в журнале George: его партнёр Майкл Берман предлагает поместить Кэролин на обложку, но Джон отказывается, не желая подвергать её ещё большей огласке. Кульминацией эпизода становится разговор Кэролин и Джона, сидящих на полу. Она наконец даёт волю эмоциям, рассказывая, как оскорбления, ложь и постоянное наблюдение разрушают её изнутри. Джон пытается заверить, что справится с ситуацией, но его привычная легкость в общении с прессой лишь поддерживает тот самый механизм, который он пытается остановить. Эпизод завершается кадром, в котором Кэролин стоит у окна, глядя на палатки папарацци, разбитые прямо напротив их дома.
- 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,108 Feels weird to be back.
- 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:29,071 Hey, I was more than happy to stay on that boat,
- 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,155 sail it around the world.
- 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,240 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm.
- 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,451 You're not sick of me after those two weeks?
- 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,620 Yes, those matching tattoos we got
- 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,789 was my way of telling you I need a little space.
- 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,547 - Wait a sec. - Hmm?
- 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,049 Aren't I supposed to carry you across the threshold?
- 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,425 What?
- 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:53,178 The groom is supposed to carry his new bride through the doorway,
- 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:56,515 - otherwise it's bad juju. - Mm-hmm. We don't have a doorway.
- 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:57,599 Shit.
- 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,102 You could carry me off the elevator.
- 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,229 You're my wife.
- 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,402 - I'm your wife. - I can't stop saying that.
- 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,778 You don't have to.
- 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:10,862 Good.
- 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,369 Mr. Kennedy.
- 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,579 Sorry?
- 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:23,667 What do we do?
- 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:27,087 I'll take you in, and then I'll come back out for the bags.
- 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,171 Okay.
- 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:39,641 Oh, my God. Give us some space.
- 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:10,630 Oh, Oprah, Barbara Walters, <i>The Today Show</i>.
- 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:13,216 Everybody and their mother wants to sit down with you.
- 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:16,053 Look who's the belle of the ball now.
- 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:20,807 Yeah, that's just what this moment needs: more publicity.
- 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,894 I mean, yeah, how are we gonna get to our car?
- 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,228 Well, they're all just clamoring
- 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,190 for the first official shots of you and I as husband and wife.
- 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,486 Wait, I thought that's why we issued the photo of you kissing my hand.
- 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,696 Listen, I promise you,
- 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:37,199 if we go down there and let them get a couple clean shots of us,
- 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:38,950 they'll pack up and go.
- 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:42,162 And then you and I can go have a nice, long brunch.
- 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,332 You make it sound like we'd be posing for a portrait.
- 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,709 Don't you remember how insane it was yesterday?
- 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,753 Well, what if I go down and talk to them first?
- 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,255 Yeah, and say what?
- 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,800 I'll tell them they can get their shots, but they got to back off.
- 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,678 - And give us some space... - Hmm.
- 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,054 ...while we re-acclimate.
- 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:01,598 A peace offering.
- 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:05,227 Maybe you could lead them in song as well?
- 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,396 Get everyone to harmonize?
- 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,731 - You know I'm tone-deaf. - Oh.
- 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,860 I wish I knew that before we got married.
- 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,488 Just trust me.
- 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,702 I trust you.
- 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:23,870 Good.
- 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:33,088 Hello. Hi.
- 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:37,050 Uh, if you'll all indulge me for a moment, I'm going to bring my wife down.
- 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:42,097 I just ask that, you know, getting married is a big adjustment.
- 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:47,561 And for her, who was a private citizen up until two weeks ago, it's even more so.
- 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:52,190 So, I just ask that, you know, any privacy you can give her
- 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:56,736 while she makes that adjustment, would be greatly appreciated.
- 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:57,821 Thank you.
- 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,323 Wait, John...
- 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,875 - How'd it go? - Great.
- 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,168 - Hmm. - They're gonna love you.
- 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,713 They already love you. Look at you.
- 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:18,467 I got you.
- 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,486 John, how was the honeymoon?
- 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,112 Great. I highly recommend it.
- 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,448 Carolyn, are you enjoying married life?
- 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,533 Any little John-Johns on the way?
- 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,285 Not even gonna buy us a drink first, Sean?
- 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,829 Uh, Vegas has the odds at 3-to-1 it's a boy.
- 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,207 Carolyn, don't twins run in your family?
- 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,836 Thanks, folks. Appreciate it.
- 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:58,965 Smile.
- 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,020 Hey. Off the car.
- 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,868 Hey, come on, guys. What did I just say?
- 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,790 I don't think they're going anywhere.
- 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,982 What did Caroline and Ed get us again?
- 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:01,945 A beautiful pearl-encrusted pillow with our monograms on it.
- 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:05,824 Oh, I put together that list of stylists you asked for.
- 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,868 Great. When can we meet 'em?
- 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,412 We?
- 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,415 You know I don't actually work here, right?
- 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,584 Hey, I can set you up with an office right here, right now.
- 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,503 Yeah, well, hopefully I have one at Ralph Lauren after today.
- 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,339 How do you feel about that?
- 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:23,508 Good, I think.
- 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:28,346 I haven't interviewed for a job since I started at Calvin Klein.
- 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:29,931 Well, Ralph Lauren called you personally,
- 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,850 so I think the job is yours for the taking.
- 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,727 Yeah, well, that's what makes me nervous.
- 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:38,106 I just want it to be because of my qualifications, not because...
- 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,983 You're the most famous woman in America?
- 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,445 I'm proud of you.
- 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,989 I haven't even gotten the job yet.
- 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,450 Yeah, well, I'm ready to be a kept man...
- 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,868 ...so don't fuck it up.
- 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,497 Berman pushed your meeting with Allison Menno to 6:00.
- 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,625 Okay. Thank you.
- 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,961 Ooh. I gotta go. Wish me luck.
- 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,296 You don't need it.
- 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,964 Oh, uh...
- 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:08,720 Don't forget we're taking RoseMarie out for her birthday this week.
- 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,140 I did not forget that we're taking her out,
- 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,643 - or that it was her birthday. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,145 Good luck.
- 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,773 Love you.
- 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,483 Love you too. Bye.
- 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,567 Bye.
- 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,864 We could not be more excited to have you.
- 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:31,368 I mean, we have been talking about what an amazing addition
- 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,953 you would be to this team forever.
- 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,372 Well before you left Calvin Klein.
- 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,833 This is such a watershed moment for the company, preparing to go public.
- 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:44,089 I'm just so excited I can help spearhead that transition, so thank you.
- 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,143 I am so sorry. I-I had...
- 00:07:58,770 --> 00:07:59,771 I had no idea.
- 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,566 No idea.
- 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,914 The feedback from media buyers is that we have a brand identity conflict.
- 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:22,210 Not intellectual enough for wonks, or glossy enough for tabloid consumers.
- 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:25,130 I realize your waning circulation isn't ideal,
- 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:29,926 but you have an astonishing amount of free media in the wake of your wedding.
- 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,512 Your wife is a global sensation in her own right.
- 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,890 Michael mentioned you two probably wouldn't be comfortable
- 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,935 posing for the cover, but from a PR standpoint,
- 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,854 it would be a fucking juggernaut.
- 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,063 Yeah, and according to Page Six,
- 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:45,483 she's already been offered the covers of both <i>Vogue</i> and <i>Harper's Bazaar</i>.
- 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,027 And she turned them both down.
- 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,113 And, sorry, just so I'm clear,
- 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:53,199 you don't want Carolyn's input, but you'd happily put her on our cover?
- 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,536 If it combats the narrative that we are a sinking ship? Yes.
- 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,038 All I'm saying is,
- 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:02,167 you two have a hundred paparazzi camped outside your apartment day in and day out.
- 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,669 You might as well find a way to use it to your advantage.
- 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,338 My relationship is not the solution to our problem.
- 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,549 And Carolyn is trying to make a very conscious effort
- 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,635 to not attract any more attention to herself, and I want to respect that.
- 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,679 So that's off the table.
- 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,852 Where are we on the <i>George</i> TV show?
- 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:24,064 I told the network I'd be willing to do an intro to each episode,
- 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,356 but we still need a host.
- 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,775 You know,
- 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,735 I just don't understand why you're willing to narrate
- 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,112 Ed's documentary for HBO, but it comes to your own show--
- 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,447 Wait, what?
- 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,784 I spoke with Richard Plepler at HBO.
- 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:39,204 He told me you're narrating a documentary on your father's legacy
- 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,830 that Ed is executive producing.
- 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,291 Well, this is the first I'm hearing of it.
- 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,504 Not so fun to be kept in the dark, is it?
- 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,010 Well, I go down to the lobby and there's a paparazzo trying
- 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:58,306 to bribe the concierge, and he's just waving lira in his face.
- 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,600 Mind you, we'd been in Turkey less than 12 hours.
- 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:05,855 Well... [exhales] ...at least we know your appeal translates to the Near East.
- 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,065 What did Carolyn say?
- 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,483 I didn't tell her.
- 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,487 I wasn't gonna ruin our trip right out of the gate.
- 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,780 I didn't say anything.
- 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:19,285 Gin. It's like four games in a row I've won.
- 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,037 I'm starting to get concerned.
- 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,040 You okay?
- 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,000 Yeah, I'm fine.
- 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,299 Uh...
- 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,846 I don't want to make a big thing out of it. I, um...
- 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,390 I went to get a screening the other day.
- 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,227 They, uh... they found some nodules.
- 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,314 Okay, um...
- 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:53,069 What does that, um... What does that mean exactly?
- 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,612 Well, it's not ideal.
- 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,950 It means the cancer is back.
- 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:04,205 Apparently, it... [stutters] ...leapfrogged from my balls to my lungs.
- 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:08,042 Wait, didn't you have a negative scan, like, three months ago?
- 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,753 And three months before that. And a year before that.
- 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:17,427 Anyway, doctor is confident he can get them all out.
- 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,888 And you've met the man. He's, uh...
- 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,265 He's got the bedside manner of a prison warden, so--
- 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,684 Y-You need to be getting treatment at the NCI.
- 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:29,147 I know the director, uh, Dr. Clauser. I'll call him now.
- 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,942 Why don't you call the surgeon general while you're at it?
- 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:39,490 Look. I-I appreciate your concern, really, but could we just take a beat, please?
- 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:42,076 What I really would like to do is just go get a proper drink.
- 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,706 Yeah, okay.
- 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,876 You're buying, obviously.
- 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,795 Let me get my wallet.
- 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,188 You coming?
- 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,107 Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there.
- 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,042 I still don't know how they found out I was there.
- 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,296 I didn't think anyone was following me.
- 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,131 Yeah, someone must have seen you go in.
- 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,468 - How'd you leave it with them? - I just apologized.
- 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:45,223 I said it was obvious that my presence at the company would be an imposition.
- 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:46,891 I'm sorry, baby.
- 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,352 - You want me to call Ralph? - No.
- 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,728 - I feel like I'm partially responsible. - No, no.
- 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,814 I think we should just leave it alone.
- 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,823 Have you thought about what you're gonna say to Ed?
- 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:06,035 Yeah. Stop rubber-stamping business deals with my fucking name.
- 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,453 Or my father's for that matter.
- 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,873 You have every right to be upset, but they are hosting this party for us.
- 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,917 Yeah, a party we didn't ask for.
- 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,033 Come on, guys, make some space.
- 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,746 Right here, sweetheart.
- 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,875 - John. - Carolyn.
- 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,669 Carolyn!
- 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,504 Guys, I ca-- I can't see.
- 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,673 Carolyn.
- 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,675 Come on, princess.
- 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,386 Back it up. Give us some space!
- 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,222 Give us something to work with, baby!
- 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,515 Get out of here!
- 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,977 - Back off. Get out. - You okay?
- 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,729 - Yes, I'm fine. - You sure?
- 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,939 - Get out of here. - It's late. Let's just go.
- 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,445 I'm not sure I see where the issue is. This is in the preliminary stage--
- 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,989 No, the fact that you put my name on something about my father
- 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,199 without consulting me first.
- 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:30,119 I never said that you agreed to it. I simply suggested that we involve you--
- 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,748 If this is how you want to capitalize on our father's legacy, fine.
- 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,666 Just leave me out of it.
- 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,294 {\an8}What do you call this?
- 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,880 {\an8}It's tongue-in-cheek.
- 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:44,092 Everyone else gets to poke fun at the family lore. Why shouldn't we?
- 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,718 Because it isn't funny, John.
- 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,346 In fact, it's tone-deaf and incredibly embarrassing.
- 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,349 Since when did you become the steward of the family legacy?
- 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,101 Since you started dressing up celebrities
- 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,393 like our father's alleged mistress,
- 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,229 I guess.
- 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,689 I mean, are you that desperate to boost sales
- 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,776 that you have to resort to cheap, tawdry publicity stunts?
- 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,694 Oh, your husband doesn't seem to mind my publicity
- 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,948 since he's leveraging it for a documentary about our father.
- 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,618 Hey, first of all, it was green-lit before I ever mentioned your name,
- 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,121 and secondly, I think Caroline was more hurt
- 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,622 that you didn't at least give her a heads-up--
- 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,375 - Oh, take a laugh, Ed. Seriously. - Don't talk to him like that.
- 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,584 It's okay. It's okay.
- 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,880 God, what's mind-boggling to me is that you complain incessantly
- 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,967 about wanting the magazine to stand on its own merits,
- 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,928 yet routinely insert yourself into the narrative.
- 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,681 You know, if you had actually stuck your neck out and tried something--
- 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,725 I've written two books, John. One on the merits of privacy.
- 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,644 You ought to give it a once-over.
- 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,439 If I had known that you didn't wanna take part in the documentary,
- 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,316 - I wouldn't have-- - No one's gonna take part in it.
- 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,443 I shut it down.
- 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,951 God, you're unbelievable.
- 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,585 You're lucky Mom couldn't come tonight.
- 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,962 Why, was she planning on giving another toast?
- 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,298 Did you tell her about the interview?
- 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:09,051 No, I told her I had one.
- 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,555 How do you think the press found out about it?
- 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,223 I don't know.
- 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,062 You don't think it could've been anyone I told, right?
- 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,315 Oh, God, I hope not.
- 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,650 There's no point in trying to keep Mom in the dark about this stuff.
- 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,903 She can read all about it the next day in the press.
- 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,405 She told me she's abstaining from any publication
- 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,948 that even mentions me.
- 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,075 Well, she's gonna have a blast reading <i>The Economist</i>
- 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,243 for the rest of her life.
- 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,248 I'm just trying to avoid an "I told you so"
- 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,709 for as long as humanly possible.
- 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:46,214 Can you blame her? Like, what the fuck is going on?
- 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,465 I don't know.
- 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,549 I mean...
- 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,303 Obviously, I knew it'd be a little crazy when we got back.
- 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,973 - I'm not naive, but this is-- - It's diabolical.
- 00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,061 Like, before we got married,
- 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,606 there'd be a few photographers waiting outside a restaurant.
- 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,274 They'd get their shots, and they'd go home,
- 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,068 but now they just...
- 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,946 They-They don't... They don't go home.
- 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:15,952 Like, they sleep in tents on our sidewalk and seemingly spawn overnight.
- 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,872 I think it's safe to say that John's little honeymoon speech fell on deaf ears.
- 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:23,251 Yeah. We probably should have workshopped that one.
- 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:27,088 I would've advised him not to tell the press I'm no longer a private citizen.
- 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:32,134 I just think it's a little weird that he only asked for privacy for you.
- 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,720 Like, he's fine with all of the attention.
- 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,931 "Please don't aggrieve my fragile wife."
- 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:40,518 Okay. I'd like to see you try and wrangle a thousand reporters.
- 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,270 I need a drink.
- 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:47,692 Okay, but I think it's a cash bar.
- 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,863 Have you thought about which charities you'll lend your name to?
- 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,532 Lend my name?
- 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,743 You know, Jackie was a fierce conservationist.
- 00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,788 Single-handedly saved Grand Central Terminal.
- 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,292 We've kept a board seat warm for you at the Municipal Art Society.
- 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,711 Ditto for the American Ballet.
- 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:11,716 Now is the time for you to solidify your philanthropic credentials
- 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,969 before John answers the call, so to speak.
- 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,931 Carolyn, can I have a glass of water, please?
- 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,892 I'm so sorry. Just excuse me for one moment.
- 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,230 Are you okay?
- 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,233 Yes, I'm fine. I'm shielding you from those witches of East Hampton.
- 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:37,325 You are twisted, you know that?
- 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,368 Well...
- 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,622 You know, I've never been to a party that was thrown for people
- 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,956 who weren't invited to another party.
- 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,375 - Yes. - Like, on principle,
- 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,794 attending this as a guest would be my own personal hell.
- 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,504 Yeah. Yes. Yes.
- 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,758 - Yes. Speaking of people not invited... - Hmm?
- 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:58,971 I heard my mother sent you hair clips as her wedding gifts.
- 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,891 - And scrunchies. - And scrunchies.
- 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:06,187 Well, huh, hell hath no fury like a slighted Bouvier.
- 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,147 I told John to invite her.
- 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,440 Yeah.
- 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,152 How are you feeling?
- 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:17,281 Oh, just... peachy.
- 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,787 John said you were feeling optimistic about the new clinical trial.
- 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,414 Is that what he said?
- 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,211 - You know he can only think positively. - I know, I know.
- 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:35,591 I have had a front-row seat to John's version of reality my whole life,
- 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,969 and fortunately for me, it's no longer my responsibility
- 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,513 to remind him that he is a mere mortal
- 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,683 and that he cannot will things into fruition.
- 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:46,435 - Best of luck. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,438 Do not call me for advice. I'm retired.
- 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,734 Ugh.
- 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,444 - All right, I gotta make the rounds. - Yes, you do.
- 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,239 - You need anything else? - I'm okay.
- 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,365 Okay.
- 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,827 - Hey. - Hmm?
- 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,831 You're a good sport.
- 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:27,476 So, what's this I hear about you possibly dipping your toe in the political waters?
- 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,147 Oh. I didn't realize you were still on Uncle Teddy's payroll.
- 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,650 I'm a political consultant. I'm on everyone's payroll.
- 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,735 Yeah.
- 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,028 There's just been a lot of chatter in the cloakroom
- 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,406 as to how the party might best deploy you.
- 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:41,907 Oh.
- 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,035 Uh, I'm just saying,
- 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:49,498 senator sounds a lot better than former editor of <i>George</i>.
- 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,672 Do you need me to butter up your wife?
- 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,923 No.
- 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,884 Do not say anything to her about this.
- 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,807 Well, she can certainly work a room.
- 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:14,982 Do-do, do, do, do. Again, again, again.
- 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,818 - Do, do, do-do. - Again.
- 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,614 Ah.
- 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,617 Can we go downstairs and get some candy from Edgar?
- 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,120 I thought you'd never ask. Let's go.
- 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,052 Where's my other daughter?
- 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,804 Stop.
- 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,055 - Excuse me. - No way!
- 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,559 There it is. Blow on it. Blow.
- 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:54,897 You're right.
- 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,107 Very special ball.
- 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,361 Where?
- 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,612 There she is!
- 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,280 Hey, let's go upstairs.
- 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,324 Yeah, we don't wanna be down here.
- 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,701 Bye.
- 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,913 What are you doing?
- 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:11,997 What? I-I wasn't...
- 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,465 I... I'm so sorry.
- 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,510 The last thing I'd ever wanna do is endanger one of your kids--
- 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:25,594 It's fine.
- 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:31,392 Yeah, she asked me to get candy with her.
- 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,894 I wasn't expecting they'd take photos of us inside.
- 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,896 'Cause they normally exhibit so much restraint?
- 00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,421 Look, you know that I have very strict boundaries
- 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,299 when it comes to my children and the press,
- 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,260 so if you and John are going to spend any time with them,
- 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,597 you have to be very mindful of this feeding frenzy you bring with you
- 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,931 everywhere you go.
- 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,892 I understand.
- 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,811 I mean, I'm still getting used to this feeding frenzy.
- 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:20,024 I would think you of all people would be able to empathize with my situation.
- 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,610 I didn't choose this, Carolyn.
- 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,738 You could've lived any other life,
- 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,574 but you chose this one.
- 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,452 I chose your brother in spite of this life.
- 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,621 Well... [chuckles] ...then I don't really know what to tell you.
- 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:47,593 Look, I... I know I'm not someone you'd normally associate with.
- 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,846 But I love your brother more than anything,
- 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:54,224 and I just don't want there to be any animosity between us.
- 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,149 Well, we should get back to the party.
- 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,484 We've been gone a long time.
- 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,578 You okay?
- 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:18,499 I'll be fine.
- 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,712 I can see the wheels turning in there.
- 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:25,589 What are you thinking about?
- 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,012 How cold your feet are.
- 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,477 I know we're in the thick of it right now, but this will pass.
- 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,106 I promise. Okay?
- 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,404 - When? - Soon.
- 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:58,205 You know how much I love you?
- 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:01,959 How much?
- 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,461 - It's unquantifiable. - Mmm.
- 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,009 You're not that good at math, though.
- 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,218 So...
- 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,809 I wish we could stay here forever.
- 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,228 - In bed? - No.
- 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,190 Just here.
- 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,404 In this moment.
- 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:12,905 {\an8}Where is she, John? Come on. We haven't seen her all week.
- 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,621 {\an8}At least she had the courtesy to conceal my identity.
- 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,540 {\an8}<i>CKB. Oh, yeah, very subtle.</i>
- 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,417 <i>Is that just so you can't sue her ass for libel?</i>
- 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,294 Hey, none of the other publications are worried
- 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:30,798 about smearing my reputation, so why should she?
- 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,592 I'll call you back.
- 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:39,640 - Jesus, it's fucking freezing out there. - How far did you run?
- 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:41,475 - Up to the catacombs. - Hmm.
- 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:44,061 Ooh. Your lips are cold.
- 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,774 Are you training for something I'm not aware of?
- 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,360 Well, this holiday weight's not gonna lose itself.
- 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,488 Hmm. Yeah, you've really let yourself go.
- 00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,409 Hey, was anything messengered over for me?
- 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,161 No. Why?
- 00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:03,997 One of the <i>Murphy Brown</i> producers are supposed to be sending me a script today.
- 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:06,125 Do you have, like, a big part in this show or something?
- 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:09,211 No. No, it's just like one scene with Candice Bergen.
- 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,089 I'm handing her a copy of the new issue of <i>George</i>.
- 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,967 What if they make you a series regular?
- 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,177 How will you choose between Hollywood stardom and <i>George</i>?
- 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:20,347 Well, I don't think it's that big of a role, but maybe...
- 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,349 Oh, baby, I was joking.
- 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,394 - But good to know where your head's at. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,480 How are they even finding time for this? Your schedule's insane.
- 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:32,818 Well, fortunately, that is a RoseMarie problem, not mine.
- 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,572 Weren't you supposed to be seeing Dr. Waters today?
- 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,284 - Yeah, I don't think he's for me. - Mmm?
- 00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:45,330 Our last session, I told him I wasn't sleeping,
- 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:46,415 and, um...
- 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:51,879 he said a woman's mind is an ocean of secrets.
- 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:56,300 That's it. That was the only insight.
- 00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,678 Speaking of healing, what time's your lunch?
- 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,346 - Two o'clock. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:04,266 I don't think she wants us duking it out over the lunch rush.
- 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,934 Yeah, just hear her out
- 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,770 and don't be afraid to swallow your pride if you have to.
- 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,273 But I don't think she's going to concede to anything.
- 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,942 - She's the most stubborn person I know. - Okay, see that right there?
- 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,944 That's not gonna help you mend things with your sister.
- 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,031 And don't bring up Ed.
- 00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,491 You two will just... go in circles.
- 00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:24,286 Yeah, well, she needs to understand that you are my priority now.
- 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,707 It shouldn't have to be one or the other.
- 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:31,335 You need your sister.
- 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:33,962 Make it right.
- 00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:36,006 All right.
- 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:39,676 - I'm gonna go shower. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,761 Yeah.
- 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,805 - And don't be late! - Okay.
- 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,040 I read your interview with Reverend Graham.
- 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,126 - It was beautiful. - Oh.
- 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,003 Thank you.
- 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:18,382 "Where does our own free will end, and God's will begin?"
- 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:22,219 Sounds like you had a lot on your mind.
- 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,556 Yeah, well, it's been a pretty stressful couple of months.
- 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,268 And you and I not talking hasn't made it any easier.
- 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,356 I was really hoping you'd have reached out to her by now.
- 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,066 - To say what? - I don't know.
- 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:39,778 Extend an olive branch? De-escalate the situation?
- 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:45,659 Look, I just think the whole documentary thing stirred up
- 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,327 some bigger issues,
- 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:50,747 which is that I sometimes feel like I'm relegated to the kids' table,
- 00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:52,541 like I'm not trusted enough to weigh in, or--
- 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,002 I honestly didn't think that much of it when he told me,
- 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:57,963 and because you already have so much going on all the time,
- 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:01,049 and you occupy such a huge space in our family
- 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,927 that Ed wanting to carve out something small for himself
- 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:05,971 would barely be a blip on your radar.
- 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:08,390 - It's a very personal project. - I agree.
- 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,268 Which is why I felt like my husband could be entrusted with it.
- 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:14,688 And then when you unilaterally shut it down,
- 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:17,190 it felt like you were wielding your cachet,
- 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:20,902 making it very clear that the buck stops with you and only you in this family.
- 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:22,279 But that's not even true.
- 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,199 I've been answering to you my whole life.
- 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:29,494 Well, that obviously isn't our dynamic anymore.
- 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:35,834 So I... I should've talked to you before I shut it down.
- 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,211 I'm sorry.
- 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:48,889 How's Carolyn holding up?
- 00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:55,353 I read the news like everybody else. I know she's been struggling.
- 00:30:55,437 --> 00:31:00,358 - Well, a lot of it is exaggerated. - Well, I don't know about that.
- 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:03,361 All the reports on our friction have been pretty spot-on.
- 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:06,990 Well, it's, um... obviously, hasn't been easy.
- 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,328 You know, the paparazzi camp outside of her gynecologist's office,
- 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,538 the press calls her a drug addict.
- 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,999 They publish photos of her leaving therapy.
- 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,211 - It's just a lot. - I'm sorry.
- 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:22,464 For everything.
- 00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:25,801 It's deplorable.
- 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:31,098 You know, I really thought that this would all be over with by now.
- 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,601 I keep telling her it'll pass, but...
- 00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:37,354 Maybe she doesn't wanna hear that, John, anymore.
- 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,314 Maybe she just wants to know the truth.
- 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,982 No, I just don't think it's constructive
- 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,276 to dwell on the things that are outside of our control.
- 00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,116 Maybe you could talk to her?
- 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,120 I feel like she's alone on an island right now.
- 00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:55,789 Carolyn and I haven't spoken since the party.
- 00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:58,250 I'm not sure... ...I'm an ideal confidant.
- 00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,376 What are you talking about?
- 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,128 You lived your entire life in the public eye,
- 00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:03,171 and somehow you still manage to maintain your privacy.
- 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,340 Yes, compared to you.
- 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,843 But I also worked very hard
- 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:12,264 and had to make a lot of choices to maintain that semblance of privacy.
- 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:16,184 Choices you were less inclined to make, which is fine. To each their own.
- 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:21,398 But you're not on your own anymore, John. You're a package deal.
- 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:26,236 Her relationship with the press won't change until yours does.
- 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,074 Yeah.
- 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,455 Hey.
- 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:39,833 - Sorry I'm late. - No, that's okay.
- 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:40,917 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,962 - Ooh, I like this. - Oh. Thank you.
- 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,673 Did I buy that for you?
- 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,633 - No. - Hmm.
- 00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:54,431 My boss just called me from his honeymoon. He's on a fucking safari.
- 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,184 That perv that always compliments your nylons?
- 00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:59,895 - No, that guy got fired. - For being a perv?
- 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,981 No, he showed up coked out to our last IPO pitch
- 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:06,776 and said many bad things in very bad Mandarin.
- 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:10,989 I was greeted by your cohort outside.
- 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,866 We're apparently on a first name basis now.
- 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:15,827 Mmm. Yeah, I miss when they called me Carolyn.
- 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:17,996 "Bitch" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
- 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:23,793 Um, here.
- 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,255 - What is this? - What do you mean?
- 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,174 We're celebrating your promotion.
- 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,718 My big sister is vice president at Morgan Stanley.
- 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:35,889 I'm still not exactly sure what it is that you do,
- 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:39,142 but I know it's very important and I'm very proud.
- 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:42,812 Wow, I, God, really don't feel like having my picture taken right now.
- 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:46,066 Do you wanna move tables? We can, um... we can go somewhere else.
- 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:49,152 No, it's fine. They'd just follow us, anyway.
- 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,154 I'm just gonna open this when I get home.
- 00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:57,494 Did Nana call you?
- 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,539 No. Why?
- 00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:04,584 She just said she hadn't talked to you in a while.
- 00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:06,544 Uh-huh.
- 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,882 I think she saw something about you...
- 00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:14,719 being addicted to Prozac and freaked out.
- 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:15,804 What?
- 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:19,724 She doesn't understand how any of this works,
- 00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:21,935 that people can just make shit up about you.
- 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:25,063 Well, why wouldn't she... Why wouldn't she just call me?
- 00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:31,027 Oh. I don't know. I think some people feel like,
- 00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:33,238 'cause you're, like, so famous now,
- 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:37,117 - it's like an imposition to call you. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:42,998 Oh. You should be talking to someone.
- 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,125 - I'm talking to you. - No, I'm serious.
- 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:51,506 What's going on with work?
- 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:56,803 Um... Yeah, John and I are meant to go to London
- 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,097 to meet with the European advertisers for <i>George</i>.
- 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,849 I'm not talking about John's career.
- 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:04,519 I'm talking about yours. What are you doing for yourself?
- 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:13,028 I impose a circus on anyone who comes within 15 feet of me.
- 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,697 Where am I supposed to go?
- 00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:21,411 I just feel like for as long as I can remember,
- 00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:24,205 I've known exactly who I am and what I want,
- 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:27,208 and now I just feel like...
- 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:32,005 paralyzed.
- 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,133 I'm terrified of making the wrong move
- 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,677 or drawing any more attention to myself.
- 00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,430 I'm doing that right now.
- 00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:42,891 Oh.
- 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,977 - What does John say about all this? - He feels terrible.
- 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,565 He tries to be positive and supportive, but it's weird
- 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,902 'cause you'd expect him to be an expert in all this, but...
- 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:59,658 ...he's never lost his anonymity before. He's never had it.
- 00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:12,003 The thing is, you could skip down the street with a smile on your face,
- 00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:15,382 and they would still find something to write about you
- 00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:21,012 because at the end of the day, a happy couple doesn't sell papers.
- 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,974 Every story needs an angle.
- 00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:27,185 A protagonist and an antagonist.
- 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:30,355 John is the living embodiment of a protagonist,
- 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,731 which means that you...
- 00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:35,318 only have one role that you can play.
- 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:48,832 - Ready? - Yeah.
- 00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:49,916 Okay.
- 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,644 Smile, smile...
- 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:11,938 Fucking cunt.
- 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,820 - John. - What?
- 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:20,613 Come on, man.
- 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,657 Sorry, she isn't feeling well.
- 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,492 - Morning sickness? - No, no.
- 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,996 Loose dress tonight. She hiding a baby bump under there?
- 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,998 No, no, no, nothing like that.
- 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:32,751 John, who is she wearing?
- 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:36,004 Oh, I'm gonna butcher this, but, uh, I believe it's Yamamoto.
- 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:01,696 Here you go, buddy.
- 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,452 Have a good day, okay?
- 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,377 Uh, I have a dinner with David Pecker after work tonight,
- 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,463 so I'm gonna be home late.
- 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:24,552 Okay.
- 00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:26,596 What is it?
- 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:39,442 "Rumors of Carolyn Bessette Kennedy's pregnancy reignited last night
- 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:42,153 at the Guggenheim, when she appeared
- 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:46,491 with a... [sniffles] ...noticeably fuller face and bulging abdomen.
- 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,453 One guest remarked, 'She no doubt had that pregnancy glow.'
- 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:53,206 Another, 'If she's depressed, you'd never know it.'"
- 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,502 You and I aren't trying to have a baby right now,
- 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,712 but what if I was pregnant and I miscarried?
- 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:05,218 What if I couldn't get pregnant at all? How will all these headlines feel then?
- 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:06,678 Don't do this to yourself.
- 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:09,639 You shouldn't be reading this crap, anyway.
- 00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:11,599 You read everything that's ever written about you.
- 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:12,809 Oh, it's different.
- 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,603 I've been dealing with this shit my whole life.
- 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,647 They called me a fucking cunt.
- 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:19,816 Who did?
- 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:22,777 You know, I knew...
- 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,282 I knew this transition was never going to be easy.
- 00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:32,120 Any woman who married you would've faced an uphill battle
- 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,455 in the court of public opinion, but in my...
- 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:41,421 worst fears, I never could have imagined being called a drug addict,
- 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:45,633 a coke whore, a cunt
- 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:50,054 every time I leave my door by men who live outside my house!
- 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:53,725 And I know. I know, obviously, it's all bullshit,
- 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:56,644 but I... but I can't help but think about...
- 00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:04,277 ...my friends back home, my teachers, my coworkers at Calvin Klein,
- 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:09,115 my f-family, who read this crap
- 00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:12,201 and think, like, "What happened to that little girl?"
- 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:17,248 "She had so much promise."
- 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,879 And people will say that, "She knew what she was signing up for."
- 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:23,963 But-But...
- 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:28,176 you didn't even know what we were signing up for.
- 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:32,180 We both thought the life we had before we got married
- 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:35,224 was the life that we were coming home to and, John...
- 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:40,438 ...I know you say that you have the press under control, but it's...
- 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:45,443 It's really starting to feel like the opposite.
- 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,906 And I haven't said any of this to you because I...
- 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,454 I love you so much.
- 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,376 And this is supposed to be the happiest time in our life
- 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,794 and that's what I want.
- 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:06,839 I want that for you, I want that for us, and I don't want to be...
- 00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:09,801 - I don't want to be a liability. - No, no, no.
- 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:12,595 I don't... [sobs] ...I don't want you to feel like I'm not cut out for this,
- 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:13,805 but I'm just...
- 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:20,812 I'm so tired.
- 00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:31,572 Come on. Come here.
- 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:36,035 I'm so sorry.
- 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:46,004 They won't leave us alone!
- 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,630 They won't...
- 00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,471 - Where is she? - You hiding her
- 00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:57,974 - in your briefcase? - Don't worry, we ain't gonna boo.
- 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:03,104 - What the hell? - What's his problem? Jerk.
- 00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:08,359 Unbelievable.
- 00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:10,820 We're working our asses off here,
- 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:13,156 and then, what, he just shows up if he wants?
- 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,116 I'm sick of it. He's always...
- 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,829 Where were you? We had a 9:00 a.m. staff meeting.
- 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,247 Yeah, I had shit to deal with.
- 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,291 Yeah, well, we have shit to deal with here too, you know?
- 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,376 I can't run this entire magazine on my own.
- 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,378 Give me a fucking minute, will you?
- 00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:34,385 You know, everyone else might be comfortable
- 00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:37,346 with operating on John time, but I'm not one of them.
- 00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,640 Look, Carolyn and I are going through some stuff right now--
- 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,851 Oh, I could give a fuck about your wife!
- 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,978 Honestly, I am so sick of Carolyn
- 00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,439 and the endless saga that is your personal life!
- 00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:49,150 Never say her fucking name again. You hear me?
- 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:51,944 Look. Legal has been waiting for you to sign this TV deal for days.
- 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:54,739 I don't care! I will sign it when I'm ready!
- 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,741 Or better yet, why don't you offer yourself up
- 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:57,950 for the TV deal, Michael?
- 00:42:58,034 --> 00:43:00,536 Oh, yeah. That's right, no one gives a shit about you.
- 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,038 You know, you're a fucking tragedy.
- 00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:05,166 This is it? This is what you've been whoring me out for?
- 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:22,558 Do you have any idea what life is like, propping you up 24-7?
- 00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:26,646 I mean, you can't do anything on your own.
- 00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,689 I've had to be your mommy and your fucking daddy!
- 00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:30,441 Shut the fuck up. Do you hear me?
- 00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:33,486 You're nothing without your name.
- 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:35,863 You're a sympathy case with a pretty smile.
- 00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:38,658 Fuck.
- 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,627 Fuck you!
- 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:56,050 Get the fuck out of my office!
- 00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:02,890 Gladly.
- 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:06,602 I quit.
- 00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:11,399 I can't wait for the rest of the world to see what a joke you really are.
- 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:16,571 Fuck.
- 00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:41,220 Hey. It's John.
- 00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:43,806 Are you free tonight?
- 00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:02,158 Sorry I'm late.
- 00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:06,913 I told you, you can throw your hat in the ring whenever you want.
- 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,668 What did you have in mind?
- 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:41,906 <i>♪ Days like this I don't know what to do with myself ♪</i>
- 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:46,244 <i>♪ All day and all night ♪</i>
- 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,748 <i>♪ I wander the halls along the walls ♪</i>
- 00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:53,501 <i>♪ And under my breath I say to myself ♪</i>
- 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:57,171 <i>♪ I need fuel to take flight ♪</i>
- 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:06,013 <i>♪ And there's too much going on ♪</i>
- 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:12,103 <i>♪ But it's calm under the waves ♪</i>
- 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:17,525 <i>♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪</i>
- 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:22,905 <i>♪ Under the waves ♪</i>
- 00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:28,327 <i>♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪</i>
- 00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:33,958 <i>♪ Under the waves ♪</i>
- 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:38,587 <i>♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪</i>
- 00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:44,260 <i>♪ It's calm under the waves ♪</i>
- 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:49,307 <i>♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪</i>
- 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,931 [siren wailing]
- 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,766 [♪ somber music playing]
- 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,643 [vehicles passing]
- 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:25,108 [John] Feels weird to be back.
- 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:29,071 [Carolyn] Hey, I was more than happy to stay on that boat,
- 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,155 sail it around the world.
- 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:31,240 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm.
- 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,451 You're not sick of me after those two weeks?
- 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,620 Yes, those matching tattoos we got
- 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,789 was my way of telling you I need a little space.
- 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,040 [chuckles]
- 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,627 [kisses]
- 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,547 - Wait a sec. - Hmm?
- 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,049 Aren't I supposed to carry you across the threshold?
- 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,425 What? [chuckles]
- 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:53,178 The groom is supposed to carry his new bride through the doorway,
- 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:56,515 - otherwise it's bad juju. - Mm-hmm. We don't have a doorway.
- 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:57,599 Shit.
- 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,102 You could carry me off the elevator.
- 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,229 You're my wife.
- 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,402 - I'm your wife. - [chuckles] I can't stop saying that.
- 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,778 You don't have to.
- 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:10,862 [softly] Good.
- 00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:17,369 - Mr. Kennedy. - [paparazzi clamoring]
- 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,579 Sorry?
- 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:19,997 [♪ playful music playing]
- 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:23,667 What do we do?
- 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:27,087 I'll take you in, and then I'll come back out for the bags.
- 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,171 Okay.
- 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:32,134 [clamoring continues]
- 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:39,641 Oh, my God. Give us some space.
- 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:10,630 Oh, Oprah, Barbara Walters, <i>The Today Show</i>.
- 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:13,216 Everybody and their mother wants to sit down with you.
- 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:16,053 Look who's the belle of the ball now.
- 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:20,807 Yeah, that's just what this moment needs: more publicity.
- 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,894 I mean, yeah, how are we gonna get to our car?
- 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,228 Well, they're all just clamoring
- 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,190 for the first official shots of you and I as husband and wife.
- 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,486 Wait, I thought that's why we issued the photo of you kissing my hand.
- 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,696 Listen, I promise you,
- 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:37,199 if we go down there and let them get a couple clean shots of us,
- 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:38,950 - they'll pack up and go. - [sighs]
- 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:42,162 And then you and I can go have a nice, long brunch.
- 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,332 You make it sound like we'd be posing for a portrait.
- 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,709 Don't you remember how insane it was yesterday?
- 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,753 Well, what if I go down and talk to them first?
- 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,255 Yeah, and say what?
- 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,800 I'll tell them they can get their shots, but they got to back off.
- 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,259 [chuckles]
- 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,678 - And give us some space... - Hmm.
- 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,054 ...while we re-acclimate.
- 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:01,598 A peace offering.
- 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:05,227 Maybe you could lead them in song as well?
- 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,396 Get everyone to harmonize?
- 00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,731 - You know I'm tone-deaf. - Oh.
- 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,860 - I wish I knew that before we got married. - [chuckles]
- 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,488 Just trust me.
- 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:21,702 I trust you.
- 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:23,870 - Good. - [chuckles]
- 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:29,543 [paparazzi clamoring]
- 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:33,088 Hello. Hi. [clears throat]
- 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:37,050 Uh, if you'll all indulge me for a moment, I'm going to bring my wife down.
- 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:42,097 I just ask that, you know, getting married is a big adjustment.
- 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:47,561 And for her, who was a private citizen up until two weeks ago, it's even more so.
- 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:52,190 So, I just ask that, you know, any privacy you can give her
- 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:56,736 while she makes that adjustment, would be greatly appreciated.
- 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:57,821 Thank you.
- 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,323 - [paparazzo 1] Wait, John... - [paparazzi clamoring]
- 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,535 [inhales]
- 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,875 - How'd it go? - Great.
- 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,168 - Hmm. - They're gonna love you.
- 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,713 - [chuckles] - They already love you. Look at you.
- 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:18,467 I got you.
- 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:36,067 [paparazzi clamoring]
- 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:37,486 John, how was the honeymoon?
- 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,112 Great. I highly recommend it.
- 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,448 Carolyn, are you enjoying married life?
- 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,533 Any little John-Johns on the way?
- 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:45,285 Not even gonna buy us a drink first, Sean?
- 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,829 Uh, Vegas has the odds at 3-to-1 it's a boy.
- 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,207 Carolyn, don't twins run in your family?
- 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,836 Thanks, folks. Appreciate it.
- 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,671 [clamoring continues]
- 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:58,965 [paparazzo 2] Smile.
- 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,020 Hey. Off the car.
- 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,238 [knocks on window]
- 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,948 [engine starts]
- 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,868 Hey, come on, guys. What did I just say?
- 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,790 I don't think they're going anywhere.
- 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,982 [John exhales] What did Caroline and Ed get us again?
- 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:01,945 A beautiful pearl-encrusted pillow with our monograms on it.
- 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:05,824 Oh, I put together that list of stylists you asked for.
- 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,868 Great. When can we meet 'em?
- 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,412 We?
- 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,415 You know I don't actually work here, right?
- 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,584 Hey, I can set you up with an office right here, right now.
- 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,503 Yeah, well, hopefully I have one at Ralph Lauren after today.
- 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,339 How do you feel about that?
- 00:06:21,423 --> 00:06:23,508 Good, I think.
- 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:28,346 I haven't interviewed for a job since I started at Calvin Klein.
- 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:29,931 Well, Ralph Lauren called you personally,
- 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,850 so I think the job is yours for the taking.
- 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,727 Yeah, well, that's what makes me nervous.
- 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:38,106 I just want it to be because of my qualifications, not because...
- 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,983 You're the most famous woman in America?
- 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:41,693 [gags]
- 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,445 I'm proud of you.
- 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,989 I haven't even gotten the job yet.
- 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,450 - Yeah, well, I'm ready to be a kept man... - [Carolyn chuckles]
- 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,868 ...so don't fuck it up.
- 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,497 Berman pushed your meeting with Allison Menno to 6:00.
- 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,625 Okay. Thank you.
- 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,961 Ooh. I gotta go. Wish me luck.
- 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,296 You don't need it.
- 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,964 Oh, uh...
- 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:08,720 Don't forget we're taking RoseMarie out for her birthday this week.
- 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,140 I did not forget that we're taking her out,
- 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,643 - or that it was her birthday. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,145 Good luck.
- 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,773 - [shrieks] - Love you.
- 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,483 Love you too. Bye.
- 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,567 [John] Bye.
- 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,362 [chuckles]
- 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,864 We could not be more excited to have you.
- 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:31,368 I mean, we have been talking about what an amazing addition
- 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,953 you would be to this team forever.
- 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,372 Well before you left Calvin Klein.
- 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,833 This is such a watershed moment for the company, preparing to go public.
- 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:44,089 I'm just so excited I can help spearhead that transition, so thank you.
- 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,590 [♪ pensive music playing]
- 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,217 [paparazzi clamoring]
- 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,143 I am so sorry. I-I had...
- 00:07:58,770 --> 00:07:59,771 I had no idea.
- 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,566 No idea.
- 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,914 The feedback from media buyers is that we have a brand identity conflict.
- 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:22,210 Not intellectual enough for wonks, or glossy enough for tabloid consumers.
- 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:25,130 I realize your waning circulation isn't ideal,
- 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:29,926 but you have an astonishing amount of free media in the wake of your wedding.
- 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,512 Your wife is a global sensation in her own right.
- 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,890 Michael mentioned you two probably wouldn't be comfortable
- 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,935 posing for the cover, but from a PR standpoint,
- 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,854 it would be a fucking juggernaut.
- 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,063 [Berman] Yeah, and according to Page Six,
- 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:45,483 she's already been offered the covers of both <i>Vogue</i> and <i>Harper's Bazaar</i>.
- 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,027 And she turned them both down.
- 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:50,113 And, sorry, just so I'm clear,
- 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:53,199 you don't want Carolyn's input, but you'd happily put her on our cover?
- 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,536 If it combats the narrative that we are a sinking ship? Yes.
- 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,038 [Allison] All I'm saying is,
- 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:02,167 you two have a hundred paparazzi camped outside your apartment day in and day out.
- 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,669 You might as well find a way to use it to your advantage.
- 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,338 My relationship is not the solution to our problem.
- 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,549 And Carolyn is trying to make a very conscious effort
- 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,635 to not attract any more attention to herself, and I want to respect that.
- 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,679 So that's off the table.
- 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,852 Where are we on the <i>George</i> TV show?
- 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:24,064 I told the network I'd be willing to do an intro to each episode,
- 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,356 but we still need a host.
- 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:26,775 You know,
- 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,735 I just don't understand why you're willing to narrate
- 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,112 Ed's documentary for HBO, but it comes to your own show--
- 00:09:31,196 --> 00:09:32,447 Wait, what?
- 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:35,784 I spoke with Richard Plepler at HBO.
- 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:39,204 He told me you're narrating a documentary on your father's legacy
- 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,830 that Ed is executive producing.
- 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,291 Well, this is the first I'm hearing of it.
- 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,126 [Berman scoffs]
- 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,504 Not so fun to be kept in the dark, is it?
- 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,010 Well, I go down to the lobby and there's a paparazzo trying
- 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:58,306 to bribe the concierge, and he's just waving lira in his face.
- 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,600 Mind you, we'd been in Turkey less than 12 hours.
- 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:05,855 Well... [exhales] ...at least we know your appeal translates to the Near East.
- 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,065 What did Carolyn say?
- 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,483 I didn't tell her.
- 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:12,487 I wasn't gonna ruin our trip right out of the gate.
- 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,780 I didn't say anything.
- 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:19,285 Gin. It's like four games in a row I've won.
- 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,037 I'm starting to get concerned.
- 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,040 You okay?
- 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,000 Yeah, I'm fine.
- 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,299 [chuckles] Uh...
- 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,846 [clears throat] I don't want to make a big thing out of it. I, um... [gulps]
- 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,390 I went to get a screening the other day.
- 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,227 They, uh... they found some nodules.
- 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,314 Okay, um...
- 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:53,069 [smacks lips] What does that, um... What does that mean exactly?
- 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,612 Well, it's not ideal. [chuckles]
- 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,950 It means the cancer is back. [clears throat]
- 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:04,205 Apparently, it... [stutters] ...leapfrogged from my balls to my lungs.
- 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:08,042 Wait, didn't you have a negative scan, like, three months ago?
- 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,753 And three months before that. And a year before that.
- 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:17,427 Anyway, doctor is confident he can get them all out.
- 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,888 And you've met the man. He's, uh... [chuckles]
- 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,265 He's got the bedside manner of a prison warden, so--
- 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,684 Y-You need to be getting treatment at the NCI.
- 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:29,147 I know the director, uh, Dr. Clauser. I'll call him now.
- 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,942 [chuckles] Why don't you call the surgeon general while you're at it?
- 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:39,490 Look. I-I appreciate your concern, really, but could we just take a beat, please?
- 00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:42,076 What I really would like to do is just go get a proper drink.
- 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,078 [sighs]
- 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,706 Yeah, okay.
- 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,876 You're buying, obviously.
- 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,795 Let me get my wallet.
- 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,507 [exhales]
- 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,188 You coming?
- 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,107 Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there.
- 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,042 I still don't know how they found out I was there.
- 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,296 I didn't think anyone was following me.
- 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,131 Yeah, someone must have seen you go in.
- 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,468 - How'd you leave it with them? - I just apologized.
- 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:45,223 I said it was obvious that my presence at the company would be an imposition.
- 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:46,891 I'm sorry, baby.
- 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,352 - You want me to call Ralph? - No.
- 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,728 - I feel like I'm partially responsible. - No, no.
- 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,814 I think we should just leave it alone.
- 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:55,733 [John exhales]
- 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,823 Have you thought about what you're gonna say to Ed?
- 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:06,035 Yeah. Stop rubber-stamping business deals with my fucking name.
- 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,453 Or my father's for that matter.
- 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,873 You have every right to be upset, but they are hosting this party for us.
- 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,917 Yeah, a party we didn't ask for.
- 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,351 [camera shutters click]
- 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,648 [paparazzi clamoring]
- 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,033 Come on, guys, make some space.
- 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,746 [paparazzo 1] Right here, sweetheart.
- 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,875 - [Carolyn] John. [grunts] - Carolyn.
- 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,669 Carolyn!
- 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,504 Guys, I ca-- I can't see.
- 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,673 Carolyn.
- 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,675 [paparazzo 3] Come on, princess.
- 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,386 Back it up. Give us some space!
- 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,222 [paparazzo 4] Give us something to work with, baby!
- 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:09,515 [John] Get out of here!
- 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,977 - [doorman] Back off. Get out. - You okay?
- 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,729 - Yes, I'm fine. - You sure?
- 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,939 - [doorman] Get out of here. - It's late. Let's just go.
- 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,445 [Ed] I'm not sure I see where the issue is. This is in the preliminary stage--
- 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,989 No, the fact that you put my name on something about my father
- 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,199 without consulting me first.
- 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:30,119 I never said that you agreed to it. I simply suggested that we involve you--
- 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,748 If this is how you want to capitalize on our father's legacy, fine.
- 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,666 Just leave me out of it.
- 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,294 {\an8}What do you call this?
- 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,880 {\an8}[John] It's tongue-in-cheek.
- 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:44,092 Everyone else gets to poke fun at the family lore. Why shouldn't we?
- 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,718 Because it isn't funny, John.
- 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,346 In fact, it's tone-deaf and incredibly embarrassing.
- 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,349 Since when did you become the steward of the family legacy?
- 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,101 Since you started dressing up celebrities
- 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,393 like our father's alleged mistress,
- 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,229 - I guess. - [John exhales]
- 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,689 I mean, are you that desperate to boost sales
- 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:01,776 that you have to resort to cheap, tawdry publicity stunts?
- 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,694 Oh, your husband doesn't seem to mind my publicity
- 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:06,948 since he's leveraging it for a documentary about our father.
- 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,618 Hey, first of all, it was green-lit before I ever mentioned your name,
- 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,121 and secondly, I think Caroline was more hurt
- 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,622 that you didn't at least give her a heads-up--
- 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,375 - Oh, take a laugh, Ed. Seriously. - Don't talk to him like that.
- 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,584 It's okay. It's okay.
- 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,880 God, what's mind-boggling to me is that you complain incessantly
- 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:25,967 about wanting the magazine to stand on its own merits,
- 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,928 yet routinely insert yourself into the narrative.
- 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,681 You know, if you had actually stuck your neck out and tried something--
- 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,725 I've written two books, John. One on the merits of privacy.
- 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,644 You ought to give it a once-over.
- 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,439 If I had known that you didn't wanna take part in the documentary,
- 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:42,316 - I wouldn't have-- - No one's gonna take part in it.
- 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,443 I shut it down.
- 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:51,951 [chuckles] God, you're unbelievable.
- 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,122 [door slams]
- 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,585 You're lucky Mom couldn't come tonight.
- 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,962 Why, was she planning on giving another toast?
- 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,298 Did you tell her about the interview?
- 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:09,051 - No, I told her I had one. - [inhales, exhales]
- 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,555 How do you think the press found out about it?
- 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,223 I don't know.
- 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,062 You don't think it could've been anyone I told, right?
- 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,315 Oh, God, I hope not.
- 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,650 There's no point in trying to keep Mom in the dark about this stuff.
- 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,903 She can read all about it the next day in the press.
- 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,405 She told me she's abstaining from any publication
- 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,948 that even mentions me.
- 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,075 Well, she's gonna have a blast reading <i>The Economist</i>
- 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,243 for the rest of her life.
- 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,248 [grunts] I'm just trying to avoid an "I told you so"
- 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,709 for as long as humanly possible.
- 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:46,214 Can you blame her? Like, what the fuck is going on?
- 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,465 I don't know.
- 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,549 I mean...
- 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,303 Obviously, I knew it'd be a little crazy when we got back.
- 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,973 - I'm not naive, but this is-- - It's diabolical.
- 00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,061 Like, before we got married,
- 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,606 there'd be a few photographers waiting outside a restaurant.
- 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,274 They'd get their shots, and they'd go home,
- 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,068 but now they just...
- 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,946 They-They don't... They don't go home.
- 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:15,952 Like, they sleep in tents on our sidewalk and seemingly spawn overnight.
- 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,872 I think it's safe to say that John's little honeymoon speech fell on deaf ears.
- 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:23,251 Yeah. We probably should have workshopped that one.
- 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:27,088 I would've advised him not to tell the press I'm no longer a private citizen.
- 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:32,134 I just think it's a little weird that he only asked for privacy for you.
- 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,720 Like, he's fine with all of the attention.
- 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,931 "Please don't aggrieve my fragile wife."
- 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:40,518 Okay. I'd like to see you try and wrangle a thousand reporters.
- 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,270 - [sighs] - I need a drink.
- 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:47,692 - Okay, but I think it's a cash bar. - [laughing]
- 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,863 Have you thought about which charities you'll lend your name to?
- 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,532 Lend my name?
- 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,743 You know, Jackie was a fierce conservationist.
- 00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,788 Single-handedly saved Grand Central Terminal.
- 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,292 We've kept a board seat warm for you at the Municipal Art Society.
- 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,711 - Ditto for the American Ballet. - [chuckles]
- 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:11,716 Now is the time for you to solidify your philanthropic credentials
- 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,969 before John answers the call, so to speak.
- 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,512 - [Anthony coughing] - [Carolyn chuckles]
- 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,931 Carolyn, can I have a glass of water, please? [coughs]
- 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,892 I'm so sorry. Just excuse me for one moment.
- 00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:25,146 [coughs, exhales]
- 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,230 Are you okay?
- 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,233 Yes, I'm fine. I'm shielding you from those witches of East Hampton.
- 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:33,446 [both laughing]
- 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:37,325 - You are twisted, you know that? - [laughs]
- 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,368 Well... [sucks teeth, clears throat]
- 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,622 You know, I've never been to a party that was thrown for people
- 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,956 who weren't invited to another party.
- 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,375 - [chuckles] Yes. - Like, on principle,
- 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,794 attending this as a guest would be my own personal hell.
- 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,504 Yeah. Yes. Yes.
- 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,758 - Yes. Speaking of people not invited... - Hmm?
- 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:58,971 I heard my mother sent you hair clips as her wedding gifts.
- 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,891 - And scrunchies. [laughs] - And scrunchies. [laughs]
- 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:06,187 Well, huh, hell hath no fury like a slighted Bouvier.
- 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,147 I told John to invite her.
- 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,440 Yeah.
- 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,152 How are you feeling?
- 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:17,281 Oh, just... peachy. [chuckles]
- 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,787 John said you were feeling optimistic about the new clinical trial.
- 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,414 Is that what he said?
- 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,916 [♪ wistful music playing]
- 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,211 - You know he can only think positively. - I know, I know.
- 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:35,591 I have had a front-row seat to John's version of reality my whole life,
- 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,969 and fortunately for me, it's no longer my responsibility
- 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,513 to remind him that he is a mere mortal
- 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,683 and that he cannot will things into fruition.
- 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:46,435 - Best of luck. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,438 - Do not call me for advice. I'm retired. - [chuckles]
- 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,734 - [guests laughing] - Ugh.
- 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,444 - All right, I gotta make the rounds. - Yes, you do.
- 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,239 - You need anything else? - I'm okay.
- 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,365 Okay.
- 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,827 - Hey. - Hmm?
- 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,831 You're a good sport.
- 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,305 [party guests chattering]
- 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:27,476 So, what's this I hear about you possibly dipping your toe in the political waters?
- 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:31,147 Oh. I didn't realize you were still on Uncle Teddy's payroll.
- 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,650 [chuckles] I'm a political consultant. I'm on everyone's payroll.
- 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,735 Yeah.
- 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,028 There's just been a lot of chatter in the cloakroom
- 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,406 as to how the party might best deploy you.
- 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:41,907 Oh.
- 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,035 Uh, I'm just saying,
- 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:49,498 senator sounds a lot better than former editor of <i>George</i>.
- 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:52,710 [guests laughing]
- 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,672 [consultant] Do you need me to butter up your wife?
- 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,923 No.
- 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,884 Do not say anything to her about this.
- 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,969 [Carolyn, guests laughing]
- 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,807 Well, she can certainly work a room.
- 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:14,982 Do-do, do, do, do. Again, again, again.
- 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,818 - Do, do, do-do. - [kid 1] Again.
- 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,404 [imitates airplane]
- 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:21,614 Ah.
- 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,617 Can we go downstairs and get some candy from Edgar?
- 00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:28,120 I thought you'd never ask. [whispering] Let's go.
- 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,831 [kid 2 giggling]
- 00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:33,125 - [John imitates airplane] - [kid 2 giggling]
- 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,052 Where's my other daughter?
- 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,804 [kid 2] Stop.
- 00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:46,055 - Excuse me. - [John] No way!
- 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,223 [kid 2 giggles]
- 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:50,559 [doorman] There it is. [exhales] Blow on it. Blow.
- 00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,811 [blows]
- 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:52,937 [chuckles]
- 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:54,897 - You're right. - [kid 1 giggles]
- 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,107 - [doorman] Very special ball. - [kid 1 giggles]
- 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,361 - [doorman] Where? - [Carolyn chuckles]
- 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,612 [paparazzo 5] There she is!
- 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,280 Hey, let's go upstairs.
- 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,324 Yeah, we don't wanna be down here.
- 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,701 - [softly] Bye. - [elevator bell dings]
- 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:10,913 What are you doing?
- 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:11,997 What? I-I wasn't...
- 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,292 [sighs]
- 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,170 [♪ somber music plays]
- 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,465 I... I'm so sorry.
- 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:24,510 The last thing I'd ever wanna do is endanger one of your kids--
- 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:25,594 It's fine.
- 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:31,392 Yeah, she asked me to get candy with her.
- 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,894 I wasn't expecting they'd take photos of us inside.
- 00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,896 'Cause they normally exhibit so much restraint?
- 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,449 [guests chattering]
- 00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,421 Look, you know that I have very strict boundaries
- 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,299 when it comes to my children and the press,
- 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,260 so if you and John are going to spend any time with them,
- 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,597 you have to be very mindful of this feeding frenzy you bring with you
- 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,931 everywhere you go.
- 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,892 I understand.
- 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,811 I mean, I'm still getting used to this feeding frenzy.
- 00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:20,024 I would think you of all people would be able to empathize with my situation.
- 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,610 I didn't choose this, Carolyn.
- 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,738 You could've lived any other life,
- 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,574 but you chose this one.
- 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,452 I chose your brother in spite of this life.
- 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,621 Well... [chuckles] ...then I don't really know what to tell you.
- 00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:34,914 [scoffs]
- 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,415 [♪ somber music playing]
- 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:47,593 Look, I... I know I'm not someone you'd normally associate with.
- 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:48,928 [scoffs]
- 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,846 But I love your brother more than anything,
- 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:54,224 and I just don't want there to be any animosity between us.
- 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,149 Well, we should get back to the party.
- 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,484 We've been gone a long time.
- 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,578 You okay?
- 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:18,499 I'll be fine.
- 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,712 - I can see the wheels turning in there. - [chuckles]
- 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:25,589 What are you thinking about?
- 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,012 - How cold your feet are. - [chuckles]
- 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,305 [♪ gentle music playing]
- 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,477 I know we're in the thick of it right now, but this will pass.
- 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,106 I promise. Okay?
- 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,404 - When? - Soon.
- 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:58,205 You know how much I love you?
- 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:01,959 How much?
- 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,461 - It's unquantifiable. - [chuckles] Mmm.
- 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,009 - You're not that good at math, though. - [chuckles]
- 00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,218 So... [chuckles]
- 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,809 I wish we could stay here forever.
- 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,228 - In bed? - No.
- 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,190 Just here.
- 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:30,404 In this moment.
- 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:12,905 {\an8}Where is she, John? Come on. We haven't seen her all week.
- 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,621 {\an8}[Carolyn] At least she had the courtesy to conceal my identity.
- 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,540 {\an8}[caller] <i>CKB. Oh, yeah, very subtle.</i>
- 00:26:23,624 --> 00:26:25,417 <i>Is that just so you can't sue her ass for libel?</i>
- 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,294 Hey, none of the other publications are worried
- 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:30,798 about smearing my reputation, so why should she?
- 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,592 I'll call you back.
- 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:39,640 - Jesus, it's fucking freezing out there. - How far did you run?
- 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:41,475 - Up to the catacombs. - Hmm.
- 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:44,061 Ooh. Your lips are cold.
- 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,774 Are you training for something I'm not aware of?
- 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,360 Well, this holiday weight's not gonna lose itself.
- 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,488 Hmm. Yeah, you've really let yourself go.
- 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,199 [John chuckles]
- 00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,409 Hey, was anything messengered over for me?
- 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,161 No. Why?
- 00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:03,997 One of the <i>Murphy Brown</i> producers are supposed to be sending me a script today.
- 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:06,125 Do you have, like, a big part in this show or something?
- 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:09,211 No. No, it's just like one scene with Candice Bergen.
- 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,089 I'm handing her a copy of the new issue of <i>George</i>.
- 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,967 What if they make you a series regular?
- 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,177 How will you choose between Hollywood stardom and <i>George</i>?
- 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:20,347 Well, I don't think it's that big of a role, but maybe...
- 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,349 Oh, baby, I was joking.
- 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,394 - But good to know where your head's at. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,480 How are they even finding time for this? Your schedule's insane.
- 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:32,818 Well, fortunately, that is a RoseMarie problem, not mine.
- 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,572 Weren't you supposed to be seeing Dr. Waters today?
- 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,284 - Yeah, I don't think he's for me. - Mmm?
- 00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:45,330 Our last session, I told him I wasn't sleeping,
- 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:46,415 and, um...
- 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:51,879 he said a woman's mind is an ocean of secrets.
- 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:56,300 That's it. That was the only insight.
- 00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,678 Speaking of healing, what time's your lunch?
- 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,346 - Two o'clock. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:04,266 I don't think she wants us duking it out over the lunch rush.
- 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,934 Yeah, just hear her out
- 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,770 and don't be afraid to swallow your pride if you have to.
- 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,273 But I don't think she's going to concede to anything.
- 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,942 - She's the most stubborn person I know. - Okay, see that right there?
- 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,944 That's not gonna help you mend things with your sister.
- 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,031 And don't bring up Ed.
- 00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,491 You two will just... go in circles.
- 00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:24,286 Yeah, well, she needs to understand that you are my priority now.
- 00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,707 It shouldn't have to be one or the other.
- 00:28:30,334 --> 00:28:31,335 You need your sister.
- 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:33,962 Make it right.
- 00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:36,006 All right.
- 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:39,676 - I'm gonna go shower. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,761 Yeah.
- 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,805 - And don't be late! - Okay.
- 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,040 I read your interview with Reverend Graham.
- 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,126 - It was beautiful. - Oh.
- 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,003 Thank you.
- 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:18,382 "Where does our own free will end, and God's will begin?"
- 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:22,219 Sounds like you had a lot on your mind.
- 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:26,556 Yeah, well, it's been a pretty stressful couple of months.
- 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,268 And you and I not talking hasn't made it any easier.
- 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,356 I was really hoping you'd have reached out to her by now.
- 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,066 - To say what? - I don't know.
- 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:39,778 Extend an olive branch? De-escalate the situation?
- 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:45,659 Look, I just think the whole documentary thing stirred up
- 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,327 some bigger issues,
- 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:50,747 which is that I sometimes feel like I'm relegated to the kids' table,
- 00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:52,541 like I'm not trusted enough to weigh in, or--
- 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,002 I honestly didn't think that much of it when he told me,
- 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:57,963 and because you already have so much going on all the time,
- 00:29:58,672 --> 00:30:01,049 and you occupy such a huge space in our family
- 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,927 that Ed wanting to carve out something small for himself
- 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:05,971 would barely be a blip on your radar.
- 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:08,390 - It's a very personal project. - I agree.
- 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,268 Which is why I felt like my husband could be entrusted with it.
- 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:14,688 And then when you unilaterally shut it down,
- 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:17,190 it felt like you were wielding your cachet,
- 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:20,902 making it very clear that the buck stops with you and only you in this family.
- 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:22,279 But that's not even true.
- 00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,199 I've been answering to you my whole life.
- 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:29,494 Well, that obviously isn't our dynamic anymore.
- 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,372 [exhales]
- 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:35,834 So I... I should've talked to you before I shut it down.
- 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,211 I'm sorry.
- 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:48,889 How's Carolyn holding up?
- 00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:55,353 I read the news like everybody else. I know she's been struggling.
- 00:30:55,437 --> 00:31:00,358 - Well, a lot of it is exaggerated. - Well, I don't know about that.
- 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:03,361 All the reports on our friction have been pretty spot-on.
- 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:06,990 Well, it's, um... obviously, hasn't been easy.
- 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,328 You know, the paparazzi camp outside of her gynecologist's office,
- 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,538 the press calls her a drug addict.
- 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,999 They publish photos of her leaving therapy.
- 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,211 - It's just a lot. - I'm sorry.
- 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:22,464 For everything.
- 00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:25,801 It's deplorable.
- 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:31,098 You know, I really thought that this would all be over with by now.
- 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,601 I keep telling her it'll pass, but...
- 00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:37,354 Maybe she doesn't wanna hear that, John, anymore.
- 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,314 Maybe she just wants to know the truth.
- 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,982 No, I just don't think it's constructive
- 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,276 to dwell on the things that are outside of our control.
- 00:31:47,948 --> 00:31:49,116 Maybe you could talk to her?
- 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,120 I feel like she's alone on an island right now.
- 00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:55,789 Carolyn and I haven't spoken since the party.
- 00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:58,250 I'm not sure... [chuckles] ...I'm an ideal confidant.
- 00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,376 What are you talking about?
- 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,128 You lived your entire life in the public eye,
- 00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:03,171 and somehow you still manage to maintain your privacy.
- 00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,340 Yes, compared to you.
- 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,843 But I also worked very hard
- 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:12,264 and had to make a lot of choices to maintain that semblance of privacy.
- 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:16,184 Choices you were less inclined to make, which is fine. To each their own.
- 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:21,398 But you're not on your own anymore, John. You're a package deal.
- 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:26,236 Her relationship with the press won't change until yours does.
- 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,074 Yeah.
- 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,455 Hey.
- 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:39,833 - Sorry I'm late. - No, that's okay.
- 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:40,917 - Hi. - Hi.
- 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:43,962 - Ooh, I like this. - Oh. Thank you.
- 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,673 Did I buy that for you?
- 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,633 - No. [chuckles] - Hmm.
- 00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:54,431 My boss just called me from his honeymoon. He's on a fucking safari.
- 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,184 That perv that always compliments your nylons?
- 00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:59,895 - No, that guy got fired. - For being a perv?
- 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,981 No, he showed up coked out to our last IPO pitch
- 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:06,776 and said many bad things in very bad Mandarin.
- 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:10,989 I was greeted by your cohort outside.
- 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,866 We're apparently on a first name basis now.
- 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:15,827 Mmm. Yeah, I miss when they called me Carolyn.
- 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:17,996 "Bitch" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
- 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:23,793 Um, here.
- 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,255 - [chuckles] What is this? - What do you mean?
- 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,174 We're celebrating your promotion.
- 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,718 My big sister is vice president at Morgan Stanley.
- 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:35,889 I'm still not exactly sure what it is that you do,
- 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:39,142 but I know it's very important and I'm very proud.
- 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:42,812 Wow, I, God, really don't feel like having my picture taken right now.
- 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:46,066 Do you wanna move tables? We can, um... we can go somewhere else.
- 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:49,152 No, it's fine. They'd just follow us, anyway. [scoffs]
- 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,154 I'm just gonna open this when I get home.
- 00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:57,494 Did Nana call you?
- 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,539 No. Why?
- 00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:04,584 She just said she hadn't talked to you in a while.
- 00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:06,544 Uh-huh.
- 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,882 I think she saw something about you...
- 00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:14,719 being addicted to Prozac and freaked out.
- 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:15,804 What?
- 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:19,724 She doesn't understand how any of this works,
- 00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:21,935 that people can just make shit up about you.
- 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:25,063 Well, why wouldn't she... Why wouldn't she just call me?
- 00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:31,027 Oh. I don't know. I think some people feel like,
- 00:34:31,111 --> 00:34:33,238 'cause you're, like, so famous now,
- 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:37,117 - it's like an imposition to call you. - Mm-hmm.
- 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:42,998 Oh. You should be talking to someone.
- 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,125 - I'm talking to you. - No, I'm serious.
- 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:51,506 What's going on with work?
- 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:56,803 Um... Yeah, John and I are meant to go to London
- 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,097 to meet with the European advertisers for <i>George</i>.
- 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,849 I'm not talking about John's career.
- 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:04,519 I'm talking about yours. What are you doing for yourself?
- 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:13,028 I impose a circus on anyone who comes within 15 feet of me.
- 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,697 Where am I supposed to go?
- 00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:17,699 [exhales deeply]
- 00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:21,411 I just feel like for as long as I can remember,
- 00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:24,205 I've known exactly who I am and what I want,
- 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:27,208 and now I just feel like...
- 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:32,005 paralyzed.
- 00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,133 [inhales] I'm terrified of making the wrong move
- 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,677 - or drawing any more attention to myself. - [camera shutter clicks]
- 00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,430 [softly] I'm doing that right now.
- 00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:42,891 Oh.
- 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,977 - What does John say about all this? - He feels terrible.
- 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,565 He tries to be positive and supportive, but it's weird
- 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,902 'cause you'd expect him to be an expert in all this, but... [sniffles]
- 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:59,658 ...he's never lost his anonymity before. He's never had it.
- 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,121 [exhales]
- 00:36:05,205 --> 00:36:12,003 The thing is, you could skip down the street with a smile on your face,
- 00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:15,382 and they would still find something to write about you
- 00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:21,012 because at the end of the day, a happy couple doesn't sell papers.
- 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,974 Every story needs an angle.
- 00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:27,185 A protagonist and an antagonist.
- 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:30,355 John is the living embodiment of a protagonist,
- 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,731 which means that you...
- 00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:35,318 only have one role that you can play.
- 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:48,832 - Ready? - Yeah.
- 00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:49,916 Okay.
- 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:55,630 - [paparazzi clamoring] - [John clears throat]
- 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,644 [paparazzo 5] Smile, smile...
- 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:11,938 [paparazzo 6] Fucking cunt.
- 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,820 - [Sean] John. - What?
- 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:20,613 [Sean] Come on, man.
- 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,657 Sorry, she isn't feeling well.
- 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,492 - Morning sickness? - No, no.
- 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,996 [reporter 1] Loose dress tonight. She hiding a baby bump under there?
- 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,998 No, no, no, nothing like that.
- 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:32,751 [reporter 2] John, who is she wearing?
- 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:36,004 [John] Oh, I'm gonna butcher this, but, uh, I believe it's Yamamoto.
- 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:52,979 {\an8}[sobs]
- 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:01,696 [John] Here you go, buddy.
- 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,452 Have a good day, okay?
- 00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:16,377 Uh, I have a dinner with David Pecker after work tonight,
- 00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,463 so I'm gonna be home late.
- 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:24,552 Okay.
- 00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:26,596 What is it?
- 00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:39,442 "Rumors of Carolyn Bessette Kennedy's pregnancy reignited last night
- 00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:42,153 at the Guggenheim, when she appeared
- 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:46,491 with a... [sniffles] ...noticeably fuller face and bulging abdomen.
- 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,453 One guest remarked, 'She no doubt had that pregnancy glow.'
- 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:53,206 Another, 'If she's depressed, you'd never know it.'"
- 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,502 You and I aren't trying to have a baby right now,
- 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,712 but what if I was pregnant and I miscarried?
- 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:05,218 What if I couldn't get pregnant at all? How will all these headlines feel then?
- 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:06,678 Don't do this to yourself.
- 00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:09,639 You shouldn't be reading this crap, anyway.
- 00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:11,599 You read everything that's ever written about you.
- 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:12,809 Oh, it's different.
- 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,603 I've been dealing with this shit my whole life.
- 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,647 They called me a fucking cunt.
- 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:19,816 Who did?
- 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:22,777 You know, I knew...
- 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,282 I knew this transition was never going to be easy.
- 00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:32,120 Any woman who married you would've faced an uphill battle
- 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,455 in the court of public opinion, but in my...
- 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:41,421 worst fears, I never could have imagined being called a drug addict,
- 00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:45,633 a coke whore, a cunt
- 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:50,054 every time I leave my door by men who live outside my house!
- 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:53,725 And I know. I know, obviously, it's all bullshit,
- 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:56,644 but I... but I can't help but think about...
- 00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:04,277 [crying] ...my friends back home, my teachers, my coworkers at Calvin Klein,
- 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:09,115 my f-family, who read this crap
- 00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:12,201 and think, like, "What happened to that little girl?"
- 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:17,248 "She had so much promise."
- 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,879 And people will say that, "She knew what she was signing up for."
- 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:23,963 But-But...
- 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:28,176 you didn't even know what we were signing up for.
- 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:32,180 We both thought the life we had before we got married
- 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:35,224 was the life that we were coming home to and, John... [inhales]
- 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:40,438 ...I know you say that you have the press under control, but it's...
- 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:45,443 It's really starting to feel like the opposite.
- 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,906 And I haven't said any of this to you because I...
- 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,454 [smacks lips, whispering] I love you so much.
- 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,376 And this is supposed to be the happiest time in our life
- 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,794 and that's what I want.
- 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:06,839 [sobbing] I want that for you, I want that for us, and I don't want to be...
- 00:41:07,757 --> 00:41:09,801 - I don't want to be a liability. - No, no, no.
- 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:12,595 I don't... [sobs] ...I don't want you to feel like I'm not cut out for this,
- 00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:13,805 but I'm just...
- 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:20,812 I'm so tired.
- 00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:26,192 [sobbing]
- 00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:31,572 Come on. Come here.
- 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:36,035 - [sobbing] - I'm so sorry.
- 00:41:36,119 --> 00:41:38,788 - [buzzing] - [wailing]
- 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:46,004 - [buzzing] - [sobbing] They won't leave us alone!
- 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,630 They won't...
- 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,092 [buzzing]
- 00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,471 - [paparazzo 7] Where is she? - [paparazzo 8] You hiding her
- 00:41:55,555 --> 00:41:57,974 - in your briefcase? - Don't worry, we ain't gonna boo.
- 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:03,104 - What the hell? - What's his problem? Jerk.
- 00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:08,359 [Berman] Unbelievable.
- 00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:10,820 We're working our asses off here,
- 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:13,156 and then, what, he just shows up if he wants?
- 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,116 I'm sick of it. He's always...
- 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:19,829 Where were you? We had a 9:00 a.m. staff meeting.
- 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,247 Yeah, I had shit to deal with.
- 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,291 Yeah, well, we have shit to deal with here too, you know?
- 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,376 I can't run this entire magazine on my own.
- 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:27,378 Give me a fucking minute, will you?
- 00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:34,385 You know, everyone else might be comfortable
- 00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:37,346 with operating on John time, but I'm not one of them.
- 00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,640 Look, Carolyn and I are going through some stuff right now--
- 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,851 Oh, I could give a fuck about your wife!
- 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,978 Honestly, I am so sick of Carolyn
- 00:42:44,062 --> 00:42:46,439 and the endless saga that is your personal life!
- 00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:49,150 Never say her fucking name again. You hear me?
- 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:51,944 Look. Legal has been waiting for you to sign this TV deal for days.
- 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:54,739 I don't care! I will sign it when I'm ready!
- 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,741 Or better yet, why don't you offer yourself up
- 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:57,950 for the TV deal, Michael?
- 00:42:58,034 --> 00:43:00,536 Oh, yeah. That's right, no one gives a shit about you.
- 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:02,038 You know, you're a fucking tragedy.
- 00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:05,166 This is it? This is what you've been whoring me out for?
- 00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:13,883 [Berman chuckles]
- 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:22,558 [breathes sharply] Do you have any idea what life is like, propping you up 24-7?
- 00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:26,646 I mean, you can't do anything on your own.
- 00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,689 I've had to be your mommy and your fucking daddy!
- 00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:30,441 Shut the fuck up. Do you hear me?
- 00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:33,486 You're nothing without your name.
- 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:35,863 You're a sympathy case with a pretty smile.
- 00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:38,658 - [Berman groans] - Fuck.
- 00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:42,620 [Berman screams, grunts]
- 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:48,501 [Berman grunts]
- 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,627 Fuck you!
- 00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:52,922 [Berman groaning]
- 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:56,050 - Get the fuck out of my office! - [panting]
- 00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:00,930 [scoffs]
- 00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:02,890 Gladly.
- 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:06,602 I quit.
- 00:44:08,146 --> 00:44:11,399 I can't wait for the rest of the world to see what a joke you really are.
- 00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:16,571 Fuck.
- 00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:29,333 [exhales]
- 00:44:39,594 --> 00:44:41,220 Hey. It's John.
- 00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:43,806 Are you free tonight?
- 00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:02,158 [exhales] Sorry I'm late.
- 00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:06,913 I told you, you can throw your hat in the ring whenever you want.
- 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,668 What did you have in mind?
- 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:18,257 [♪ "Sullen Girl" playing]
- 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:41,906 <i>♪ Days like this I don't know what to do with myself ♪</i>
- 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:46,244 <i>♪ All day and all night ♪</i>
- 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,748 <i>♪ I wander the halls along the walls ♪</i>
- 00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:53,501 <i>♪ And under my breath I say to myself ♪</i>
- 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:57,171 <i>♪ I need fuel to take flight ♪</i>
- 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:06,013 <i>♪ And there's too much going on ♪</i>
- 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:12,103 <i>♪ But it's calm under the waves ♪</i>
- 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:17,525 <i>♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪</i>
- 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:22,905 <i>♪ Under the waves ♪</i>
- 00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:28,327 <i>♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪</i>
- 00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:33,958 <i>♪ Under the waves ♪</i>
- 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:38,587 <i>♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪</i>
- 00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:44,260 <i>♪ It's calm under the waves ♪</i>
- 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:49,307 <i>♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪</i>